Happy International Cat Day!

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  1. CaptainWacky

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    I want to smell dark matter

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    Unfortunately cats can't read, so this thread is completely pointless.
     
  2. Fuddlemiff

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    Is this real life?

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    The scaredy cat that lives/pisses outside my door let me stroke him today for the first time in ages, so maybe he knew.

    Completely forgot to wish him happy international cat day though.
     
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  3. CaptainWacky

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    I want to smell dark matter

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    He'll never come back now!
     
  4. The Saint

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    Come ride my MEAT BICYCLE!

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    Did anyone remember to hurl a cat over an international border in observance?
     
  5. Loktar

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    No but I observed a pussy south of the border in a Kitty Club.
     
  6. Eggs Mayonnaise

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    All In With The Nuts

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    I watched a big ol' drag queen try to stuff her cankled hooves into some kitten heels.
     
  7. CaptainWacky

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    I want to smell dark matter

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    I killed and ate several mice.
     
  8. The Saint

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    Come ride my MEAT BICYCLE!

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    But did you piss on the nearest carpet to mark your territory?
     
  9. Dr Dave

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    pillzlol

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    Oh they can read alright…
     
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  10. Loktar

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    Yeah....our minds. and control them. Yes, Lord Fluffington, I WILL bring you that tuna and cat toy.
     
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  11. CaptainWacky

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    I want to smell dark matter

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    I for one welcome our new cat overlords.
     
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    Come ride my MEAT BICYCLE!

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    They will usher in a world of yarn, tuna, and dot-catching.
     
  13. The Saint

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    Come ride my MEAT BICYCLE!

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    Oh, and naps in the sun. Many, MANY naps in the sun.
     
  14. Dr Dave

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    You choose wisely.

    So say we all.
     
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