I DID THE FUCKING MATH!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. Aquehonga

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  2. CaptainWacky

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    I want to smell dark matter

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    But did you use new math or old math?

    The way kids figure out division now makes no damn sense to me.
     
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    Even addition is fucked up if you ask me. WTF I hate it! I would be a bad parent if I saw my kid doing math the way they do it now.
     
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    Yeah. I might have to home-school any hypothetical kids I would have. And that would be a pain in the butt. Because for my curriculum they'd have to learn about standing up to the school bully. So I'd likely either have to get a horrible foster kid or hire a bully for them.
     
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    I'm available for ANTI-competitive rates. I'll give them a sound nigging for nothing more than an order of 5 rolled carne tacos from Fili B's.
     
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    I'll beat them up for the hell of it.

    My girls were angels, but all other kids are little monsters.
     
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    Woa, I didn't realize you don't have kids. Why did I think you were married and had 5 children? Just kidding, I knew you didn't have that many kids. What would your hypothetical kid's names be?
     
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    I don't know, but one would have the middle name of "Danger."
     
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    Robots are better than children.
     
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    What about human/robot hybrids? Because I hear they're making great strides on sexbots.

    Ew.
     
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    sex, sex, with robot ducks, sex
     
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