It was a dark and story night

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    Once upon a time there were three chipmunks in the woods
    They were looking up at the stars one night and it was so peaceful
    but they were getting a little stir crazy
    so they decided to go on an adventure.

    They set out the next morning
     
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    and found a dilapidated 1947 Ford Motherfucker. When they looked in the trunk, they found
     
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    The night was moist.
     
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    Sultry. The night was sultry.
     
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    And the squirrel's nuts were salty. He instantly regretted jerking off onto them earlier that night.
     
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    The squirrel was quite paralyzed with fear when, after bathing, he discovered that he was covered in hydroxilic acid.
     
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    Mutated hydroxilic acid....and thus began the zombie squirrelpocalypse!
     
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    The zombie squirrelpocalypse was insanely adorable, of course, which is why all the humans were paralyzed with the d'awwww...
     
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    "Poison the peanuts!" Old Mrs. Druthers would shout: "It's the only way we'll be rid of these damn squirrels! They're far too small to hit with buckshot!"

    Most of the town believed poison to be wholly ineffective against zombie squirrels, and had taken to crushing their cute little heads with boots and rocks, which while cathartic, not a terribly efficient means of disposal. Plus, the risk of infection could be great. No one was eager to see the effects of mutated zombie squirrel DNA on a human.

    Still, the question of what poison would be effective remained...
     
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    It wasn't a poison at all. Predators were more effective.
     
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    "Dogs" The city cried, "We must have dogs! Free the dogs from the shelter! They will end this squirrel plague!"

    This was naturally good news for Scruffy. As an ageing Black Lab in a high-kill shelter, he knew his days were numbered. But this, this was a chance. He could almost taste the freedom. Freedom, and squirrel meat...
     

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