My Blood Runs Cold Issues

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  1. Loktar

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    And your mom appears to have no knowledge of feminine hygiene. It smells like your mom shoved a whale up her cooter and it died.
     
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    Told you you have bad taste in women.
     
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    Tell me something I don't know.

    (I have terrible taste in music too)
     
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    Best not eat clothing, then.
     
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    Only if it's edible panties.
     
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    That's not Nutella.
     
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    No its Niptella. At least that's what I call it when I lick it off your mom's nipples.
     
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    You do seem like a licker. Most likely a sniffer, as well.
     
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    I sniff my own farts and pits, yes.
     
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    Go rub your armpits together.
     
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    Can't. Arms, shoulders, neck, chest stomach hurt too much. I ironically got burnt the fuck up will going swimming on Sunday to cool off. Lesson learned. Don't forget the sunscreen.
     
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    I'm pretty sure that's not the primary reason why you can't rub your armpits together.
     
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    Do you ever shit a dozen forks just as a form of sport?
     
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    No I like to live dangerously, I shit knives. My anus bleeds for days.
     
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    Do you go to protests, then? Most of the attendees of those things evidently show up with bleeding anuses.
     
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