Weird Shit From Youtube

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  1. The Saint

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    So every now and then I'll watch Youtube videos of a thing called ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response). It's an extremely strange, scientifically unconfirmed phenomenon whereby certain audiovisual stimuli cause a person to get a weird tingly/crawly sensation.
    Anyway, one video I found today stands out to me for a totally unrelated reason, because I seem to observe things that don't really catch the attention of normal people: This girl has THE TINIEST nostrils of any human being I've ever seen.
    It's like her nose is just a solid wedge of flesh that somebody used a number 2 pencil to poke nostrils into as a hurried afterthought just prior to boxing her up and shipping her out of the factory.

     
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    Post-colonoscopy fart:

     
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    Somebody took a cheese-ass fundy shyster and turned his nonsense into a genuinely catchy little ditty:

     
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    You obviously did not watch the whole clip and are therefore not benefiting from what she was saying. You also missed the scissoring somewhere around 19 minutes.
     
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    "Haw." the man said. "A gut-buster. A comedian. Wait'll I loosen my belt."
     
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    Well, I thought I would at least try. I mean I watched the whole thing!
     
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    It was. I recall watching a relaxing hypnosis video about 3 years ago. But the night I watched the video you posted I went down the ASMR rabbit hole and I was like "WTF"
    Seriously
     
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    This bitch wants to boop YA FACE!

     
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    IT'S THE LICK YOUR OWN BUTTHOLE PARTY DAAAAANCE! :bigass:

     
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    Turn on Closed Captioning to watch this video.

     

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