WHY DO FLIES LIKE MY HEAD SO MUCH

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  1. CaptainWacky

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    I want to smell dark matter

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    I can't figure out what that face is.
     
  2. Dr Dave

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    Nobody can…
     
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    All In With The Nuts

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    The mystery that is clown drag (with some anime drag thrown in).
     
  4. CaptainWacky

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    I want to smell dark matter

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    I cut my hair today. I don't know if that will help.
     
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    All In With The Nuts

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    They like the sweetness of your sweat and face oils.
     
  6. CaptainWacky

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    I want to smell dark matter

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    Maybe if I wank a lot that will put them off.
     
  7. Dr Dave

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    That might attract them if their wank flies.
     
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    I want to smell dark matter

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    That's what I'm banking on!
     
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    By wank!
     
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    I got bit by something and it itches. WHAT'S THE POINT OF SUMMER?
     
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    To make us appreciate it more when we freeze to death in winter?
     
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    I want to smell dark matter

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    WANK YOURSELF TO LIFE.
     
  13. Dr Dave

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    It's the only way to be sure.
     
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    I want to smell dark matter

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    Remember when I used to post details of every wank right after I had them?

    (I never actually did this but I've implanted the false memory now.)
     
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    The one with that mongoose was particularly disturbing.
     
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    I've named all my poops since 2007. Took pictures of them too. I love each and every one of my brown babies.
     
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    Maybe one day they'll come looking for their father and you can show them the pics so they know you cared even though you flushed them.
     
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