Discussion in 'The Mine Field' started by CaptainWacky, Jun 24, 2017.
I can't figure out what that face is.
The mystery that is clown drag (with some anime drag thrown in).
I cut my hair today. I don't know if that will help.
They like the sweetness of your sweat and face oils.
Maybe if I wank a lot that will put them off.
That might attract them if their wank flies.
That's what I'm banking on!
I got bit by something and it itches. WHAT'S THE POINT OF SUMMER?
To make us appreciate it more when we freeze to death in winter?
WANK YOURSELF TO LIFE.
It's the only way to be sure.
Remember when I used to post details of every wank right after I had them?
(I never actually did this but I've implanted the false memory now.)
The one with that mongoose was particularly disturbing.
I've named all my poops since 2007. Took pictures of them too. I love each and every one of my brown babies.
Maybe one day they'll come looking for their father and you can show them the pics so they know you cared even though you flushed them.