That reminds me, I have to go out and chop down a Christmas cheese.
I watched the Great British Bake Off holiday special last night, and they made mince/pear tarts. I don' t like mince and none of them knew how to do good lattice work on top so Paul had Optimus Prime destroy the tent.
I was in Sainsbury's today and they were playing this song at FULL VOLUME and it was already full of people because people buy lots of food at Christmas so that was't good for someone who doesn't like noise (me.) Then they played another song at a normal volume...then went right back to "YOU GOT THE MUSIC IN YOU!" I mean the little girl is obviously very talented but it would drive you insane if you worked there.