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How Conspiratorial are you?

#2
26-50

Your responses indicate that you have a medium level of belief in conspiracy theories. You may well be quite trusting of your close friends, partners, those you work with and others but sometimes cannot be sure of all of them all of the time. You may also feel that your voice in terms of wider political decisions is rarely heard or acted upon, perhaps because government and big business is more concerned with their own interests than with those of the average person.

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Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
#3
I had to think about my answer to the moon landing question, because I think the first two were faked but the rest were legit.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
#4
26-50

Your responses indicate that you have a medium level of belief in conspiracy theories. You may well be quite trusting of your close friends, partners, those you work with and others but sometimes cannot be sure of all of them all of the time. You may also feel that your voice in terms of wider political decisions is rarely heard or acted upon, perhaps because government and big business is more concerned with their own interests than with those of the average person.
 

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
#5
This test is just a conspiracy to see how much I know about the government's conspiracies. Don't take it. It's a trap!
 

Grandtheftcow

Grand Wizard of TK
#7
26-50

Your responses indicate that you have a medium level of belief in conspiracy theories. You may well be quite trusting of your close friends, partners, those you work with and others but sometimes cannot be sure of all of them all of the time.
Really no one should be completely trusting anyway so I don't see the problem with it.

You may also feel that your voice in terms of wider political decisions is rarely heard or acted upon, perhaps because government and big business is more concerned with their own interests than with those of the average person.
Odd since I disagreed with question two that stated government only served big business, agreed that I can generally do what I want, and strongly disagreed with the claim individuals have no influence in the world.

I guess that's the problem with these point system tests in that afterwards depending on your score you're just classified in with a group of people whether or not you agreed with most of the answers associated with that group.
 
#8
26-50 Your responses indicate that you have a medium level of belief in conspiracy theories. You may well be quite trusting of your close friends, partners, those you work with and others but sometimes cannot be sure of all of them all of the time. You may also feel that your voice in terms of wider political decisions is rarely heard or acted upon, perhaps because government and big business is more concerned with their own interests than with those of the average person.

Seems like a healthy enough place to be. IMO, anyone who scores less than 26 is a moron.
 

Colonel Kira's Left Tit

Bearded Belly of Bajor
#10
26-50.

Oh, and it seems to lump trust issues with your friends/associates along with trust issues with the government. Never trust the government, and only sometimes trust your friends. The ones you can easily kill, anyway.
 
#13
15-25

Your responses suggest you have a low level of belief in conspiracy theories. You may well tend to be trusting of your close friends, partners, those you work with and others. You may also feel that you contribute to political decisions and have a voice that is heard in wider society, albeit a small one.
 

I am Dan Brown

Don't believe a word they say
#14
>75

This level is not possible with the number of answers you gave and indicates not only that you have a high level of conspiratorial thoughts, but that this site is conspiring against you. Step away from the computer and check the hot cup of tea next to you for tiny, tiny cameras
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#15
26-50
Your responses indicate that you have a medium level of belief in conspiracy theories. You may well be quite trusting of your close friends, partners, those you work with and others but sometimes cannot be sure of all of them all of the time. You may also feel that your voice in terms of wider political decisions is rarely heard or acted upon, perhaps because government and big business is more concerned with their own interests than with those of the average person.


Quite a fragrant lump of weaselshit. And I'm still a little fuzzy on how trusting my friends has anything to do with whether or not I believe there are extraterrestrial body parts in some basement freezer at the Pentagon.
 
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