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In Which The Dems Fuck Themselves - And They’re Goin’ In Dry

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
#2
Me loves it when Trumpettes get it all wrong. Be seeing you in November.

Don't forget to clean the spittle out of your mouthpiece.
 
#3
"Haw." the man said. "A gut-buster. A comedian. Wait'll I loosen my belt."

We "got it all wrong" in 2016, too. Remember how that turned out? If you don't remember, not to worry -- we'll remind ya in November. And then we'll remind ya again in 2020.
 
#11
Every time that dumbass shows up he just pisses me off. Nothing pisses me off like Ancalagon. Except maybe clam chowder. God damn fucking clam chowder. Shit should be illegal. :rwmad:
 
#13
I couldn't hear you over the sound of all that winning we did. :)
All what winning? A hairline majority in only one chamber of Congress? The conventional wisdom is that first term midterms are supposed to wholesale flip Congress to the opposition party.

Y'all barely eked out a hairline in one chamber. That's not winning. That's dishwater. Do dislocate your shoulder patting yourself on the back over that, though, it's a laugh riot.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
#14
40 seat majority is not a "hairline in one chamber. Just wait til January, kid. You ain't seen nothing yet.

A precursor would be Stone taking the 5th yesterday. Trumpettes are shitting themselves.

 
#15
They gained 40 seats. They needed 26 to achieve majority. What's 40 minus 26, Jack? No wonder you're a "liberal" -- you can't do basic math.

And you know damned well why Hillary never took the fifth -- who needs to take the fifth when you can get away with stonewalling with a mantra of "I don't remember."
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
#16
They gained 40 seats. They needed 26 to achieve majority. What's 40 minus 26, Jack? No wonder you're a "liberal" -- you can't do basic math.

And you know damned well why Hillary never took the fifth -- who needs to take the fifth when you can get away with stonewalling with a mantra of "I don't remember."
Lets see, the ReThuglicans had a 25 seat majority. You never referred to that as "razor thin" now the Dems have a 40 majority seat and you call that razor thin. Guess it's YOU that can't do basic math, Trump Chump. :bigass: The Senate's just as bad. They have to have that fake jesusfreak Pence bail them out how many times this year to still get nothing done? What a joke. Like I said, just wait til January motherfuckers.
 
#17
I never referred to the Republican majority in the house in any way at all, you stump humpin' pumpkin fucker. And how many ballots had to be harvested to flip election night wins for GOP to Democrats wins? Loads. But Democrats can't win if they don't cheat, because they don't have the interests of the people at heart and the people know that. That's why Democrats have to harvest votes from felons, invaders, and corpses.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
#18
LOL Democrats cheated in North Carolina? In Wisconsin? In Michigan? In Alabama? In Georgia? In Florida? You're a worthless bag of political shit. You pretty much know nothing and are reduced to dryhumping Trumps failed rhetoric. Stop sucking trumps cock, that orange stain around your lips is terribly unbecoming :bigass: and again, just wait til January dumbass.
 
#19
Yes, yes, you're no doubt salivating over the idea of the Demmunists visiting grand retribution on the American people for voting the way they didn't want us to.

Your spaghetti sauce is bland, and your lack of potty training is disturbing.
 
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