New Age Pooping: Before and After!

Yo dawgs, this'll teach y'all about the importance of New Age Pooping!

Here we see a guy who still practices Old School Pooping!

While this is a dude who's successfully completed a session of New Age Pooping!
You sound like you need some help with New Age Pooping, Bertshocka. Well, I'll be happy to teach you how!

Ya see, y'all gotta eat tons o' grease and fiber to truly experience New Age Pooping. Start with some of the GREASIEST French fries or Nachos you can find, and chase 'em down with a bottle o' prune juice! Ba-bam!