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RAFFLES Vs THE MAD ANIMAL RIGHTS/TRAINER/LIFE COACH STRIPPER!

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This is the second girlfriend I've upset in six weeks; this one is a winner... Stripper, 'life coach' & 'pet trainer', in addion to being a 'Pagan Witch' and 'animal rights' activist....

Naturally there would be conflict with a 'Thatcherite' 'Tory'...

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
yes?

Lord Raffles says:
hey

Lord Raffles says:
i've tried talking to you for a few days

Lord Raffles says:
how are you?

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
alright


Lord Raffles says:
what you been up to?

Lord Raffles says:
i was worried i was being ignored or something

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
any reason why you thought you would have been?

Lord Raffles says:
well not really

Lord Raffles says:
is there something?

Lord Raffles says:
Jamie?

Lord Raffles says:
Hello?

Lord Raffles says:
Jamie???

Lord Raffles says:
Someone really strange has added me to msn too

Lord Raffles says:
are you there jamie?

Lord Raffles says:
am i being ignored?

Lord Raffles says:
could i at least be given a reason for all this?

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
I know you dont give a shit, I can tell my the fact you havent even asked. But jester went to the vets for 6 days thats sunday, he almost died

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
now take your selfish ass elsewhere

Lord Raffles says:
pardon?

Lord Raffles says:
because i didn't ask about a dog?

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
`a dog`

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
why on earth should I spend anymore of my time on you

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
t`ra

Lord Raffles says:
so that's why you got damian to wipe Bedslam?

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
did he? excellent

Lord Raffles says:
like i care

Lord Raffles says:
i don't even post there

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
me and D havnt spoken in a month and will not again, you naive boy

Lord Raffles says:
So you're ignoring me because i didn't ask how Jester was?

Lord Raffles says:
I just assumed he was an old dog

Lord Raffles says:
and all old dogs get sick

Lord Raffles says:
like snoopy did

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
thats one of MANY reasons

Lord Raffles says:
and eventually die

Lord Raffles says:
that's a fact of life

Lord Raffles says:
get over it

Lord Raffles says:
dogs die

Lord Raffles says:
they don't live forever

Lord Raffles says:
they only last about 15 years at tops

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
and there is another one

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
Im sure you are willing to show me many more

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
you cant help yourself

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
its who you are

Lord Raffles says:
who am I?

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
a narrow minded Tory boy who still worships Thatcher

Lord Raffles says:
Better than a simplistic stripper who goes around fucking narrow minded Tory boys who still worship Thatcher ;) – how hilarious that you actually think you has business credentials and a head for business, yet you live in a squat that smells of dog shit & piss

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
seeee? yet another reason

Lord Raffles says:
you're the most intellectually reduntant creature i've seen – you didn’t give any actual credibility to any of your arguments; you hate animal testing and ‘cruelty’ yet eat meat and wear leather. So on one hand we can’t experiment on animals, but on the other we can rip the skin off their bodies and make them our garments of clothing and consumption for living?

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
this is laughable

Lord Raffles says:
and you're so called 'psychologist' qualification

Lord Raffles says:
it isn't worth the paper it's printed on

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
I dont have that

Lord Raffles says:
you've never even gone to university

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
I never said I dif

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
did

Lord Raffles says:
why would anyone bother listening to a crank on any subject who has no formal qualification?

Lord Raffles says:
aside from the fact that she gets paid to take her clothes off, because she's a easy lay?

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
you think life coaching has something to do with psychology dont you

Lord Raffles says:
the dog training bullshit?

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
silly boy

Lord Raffles says:
the life coahing?

Lord Raffles says:
come on

Lord Raffles says:
life coaching is absolute bullshit

Lord Raffles says:
it's invented by morons to give simpletons a job

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
coming from someone on benefits?

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
nice

Lord Raffles says:
because aside fromt aking their clothes off, there's very little they can do

Lord Raffles says:
I've never claimed benefits in my life

Lord Raffles says:
in fact, the inland revenue OWES me eight thousand pounds and you know that, peasant!

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
I havnt stripped in years but thats all you have on me

Lord Raffles says:
aside from the fact that your house smells like dog shit and piss?

Lord Raffles says:
such a GREAT animal trainer you are, do all your clients have houses that smell of dog shit and piss after going to one of your dog training sessions?

Lord Raffles says:
i must say

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
Look, grow up, get a job, learn about the REAL world, then you will find out your rehearsed speeches dont impress

Lord Raffles says:
I really don't give a fuck about other people's meaningless little balls of fluff they call 'family members', frankly i had somewhat more important things to worry about

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
yeah like throwing up flem every 5 mins

Lord Raffles says:
and you speak of getting a job, you think 'life coaching' is a real job?

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
very attractive

Lord Raffles says:
you live in Milford Haven

Lord Raffles says:
it's about as remote from the real world as the internet

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
one day you may grow up, mostly I think you will just get more unhappy and bitter

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
but hey

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
there ya go

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
not my problem

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
Im outta here anyway, good luck with stuff

Lord Raffles says:
yeah right, this comming from the miserable lonley creature that just throws temper tantrums at people who experiment on animals and goes as low as to fuck teenagers as a GROWN WOMEN - I was the talk of the school! hahahaha

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo says:
gee Im too generous sometimes

Lord Raffles says:
'awww, the poor fluffy animals' – when your dog dies you’ll be so upset that I don’t even NEED to say anything more here. I look forward to your incoming misery, which you’ll have to put up with on your own since you’ve got no FRIENDS since you’ve fallen out with all of them – hahahahahaha!
 
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