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Top Tens for 2018

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#21
#11

1) Natalie Portman - She's so beautiful.
2) Imogen Poots - It's good to see her back and as Pootsy as ever!
3) Kat Dennings - Her face is great.
4) Chloe Bennet - My rabidly pro Chloe Bennet status has been well established.
5) Genevieve Buechner- She's Genevieve Beautifulner!
6) Elizabeth Henstridge - She looks good getting married.
7) Elle Fanning - Cuter than Cute Hitler.
8) Gillian Jacobs - She's great.
9) Camren Bicondova - Her face is great.
10) Krysten Ritter - She's Jessica Good!
11) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - Deserves more hotness recognition.
12) Anjli Mohindra - It's good to see more of her.
13) Rose McIver - Good dancer.
14) Emma Roberts - I like her.
15) Hailee Steinfeld
16) Madelaine Petsch
17) Kairi Sane
18) Claudia O'Doherty
19) Asuka
20) Tessa Thompson
21) Sophie Turner
22) Freema Agyeman
23) Candice Patton
24) Anya Taylor-Joy
25) Alicia Vikander
26) Kate Mara
27) Camila Mendes
28) Alexa Bliss
29) Maisie Williams
30) Rachael Taylor
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#24
#12

1) Elizabeth Olsen - We have a new Best Girl and her name is Elizabeth "The Best Girl" Olsen!
2) Natalie Portman - She's also great.
3) Genevieve Buechner - It's good how much Genevieve Buechner there's been lately.
4) Claudia O'Doherty - Really really really deserves her own show where she just goes around being awesome.
5) Freema Agyeman - I hope she had a good 39th birthday!
6) Chloe Bennet - I very much like Chloe Bennet.
7) Milana Vayntrub - Her face is actually great.
8) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - Still deserving of more hotness recogntion.
9) Alice Levine - I looked into her recently and turns out she's still great.
10) Dove Cameron - She's Dovely.
11) Magda Apanowicz - It's good about her face.
12) Kristen Bell - Her face is also good at existing.
13) Gillian Jacobs - She's still good.
14) Sophie Turner - I like her.
15) Alicia Vikander - She's really good looking if you look at her.
16) Michelle Trachtenberg
17) Katherine Ryan
18) Hannah John-Kamen
19) Tina Desai
20) Talulah Riley
21) Emma Roberts
22) Kiernan Shipka
23) Janina Gavankar
24) Daisy Ridley
25) Hana Kimura
26) Selena Gomez
27) Courtney Ford
28) Lauren Cohan
29) Dakota Fanning
30) Billie Lourd
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#27
#13

1) Elizabeth Olsen - It's good that she's the best girl now. It feels right.
2) Camren Bicondova - She has been dancing a lot lately. And it has been good.
3) Elle Fanning - She has been out and about with her bum a lot lately. And it has been good.
4) Fan Bingbing - It's actually pretty important to recognise the beauty of Fan Bingbing.
5) Hailee Steinfeld - I find her great.
6) Chloe Bennet - She's a top level girl.
7) Magda Apanowicz - Magda has made a strong comeback recently.
8) Natalie Portman - Saying "she's still got it!" would imply that she once lost it, which would be untrue!
9) Kristen Bell - She's cutetastic.
10) Brie Larson - The Captain of push-ups.
11) Katie McGrath - Curvy McGrath!?
12) Kat Dennings - Her face.
13) Peyton Roi List - I haven't been including her enough lately.
14) Genevieve Buechner - I like her.
15) Anna Kendrick
16) Freema Agyeman
17) Amy Jackson
18) Camila Mendes
19) Janina Gavankar
20) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
21) Madelaine Petsch
22) Amber Rose Revah
23) Jessica Chastain
24) Elizabeth Henstridge
25) Valentina Novakovic
26) Liv Tyler
27) Katherine Ryan
28) Dakota Fanning
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#28
#14

1) Elizabeth Olsen - This is why "new permanent number one" is a saying.
2) Kat Dennings - Her face.
3) Chloe Bennet - She just gets better and better.
4) Aubrey Plaza - She's a great actress and also happens to be highly attractive.
5) Ivana Baquero - Hot damn she's beautiful. So beautiful that I just used the phrase "hot damn."
6) Jessica Lucas - Let's never forget how good Jessica Lucas is.
7) Fan Bingbing - I find her great.
8) Chloe Grace Moretz - A welcome return for Moretz Feelingz.
9) Natalie Portman - She's great.
10) Dove Cameron - I don't have to say "Dovely" again.
11) Elle Fanning - She's sweeter than the Kitten Sweet Shop.
12) Freema Agyeman - It's good how much Freema there's been lately.
13) Hayley Atwell - She's good and English.
14) Alice Levine - She's beautiful.
15) Lily Mo Sheen
16) Magda Apanowicz
17) Amy Jackson
18) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
19) Elizabeth Henstridge
20) Genevieve Buechner
21) Kristen Bell
22) Alia Shawkat
23) Dana Delorenzo
24) Brianna Hildebrand
25) Leven Rambin
26) Rachel Keller
27) Amber Midthunder
28) Violett Beane
29) Courtney Ford
30) Hana Kimura
 
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#29
#15

1) Elizabeth Olsen - Still undefeated!
2) Jessica Lucas - She's a strong best girl contender though.
3) Kat Dennings - Her face is top level.
4) Genevieve Buechner - She's great.
5) Chloe Bennet - I like her a lot.
6) Ivana Baquero - Still into her face!
7) Natalie Portman - She's Natalie Portman.
8) Aubrey Plaza - More like Aubrey PLEASANT?
9) Karen Gillan - Also a great faced girl.
10) Kristen Bell - More like Kristen Cute.
11) Elle Fanning - Paletastic.
12) Milana Vayntrub - It's good to see more of her.
13) Dove Cameron - A Dove from above.
14) Gillian Jacobs - Also great.
15) Rose McIver
16) Chloe Grace Moretz
17) Elizabeth Henstridge
18) Malese Jow
19) Tiya Sircar
20) Bailee Madison
21) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
22) Candice Patton
23) Rosario Dawson
24) Charlize Theron
25) Kairi Sane
26) Dana DeLorenzo
27) Ming-Na Wen
28) Danielle Panabaker
29) Asuka
30) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#30
#16

1) Elle Fanning - It has been decided by the Council of Wackys that Elle Fanning is now the Best Girl and must be celebrated as such. Congratulations to her!
2) Gillian Jacobs - She's great!
3) Jessica Lucas - She's definitely a top five level girl.
4) Elizabeth Olsen - I'm sure she'll be back on the top one day.
5) Hayley Atwell - I like her to a high level of liking.
6) Dove Cameron - Her Dovely status is now widely accepted.
7) Ivana Baquero - She's really very beautiful.
8) Chloe Grace Moretz - I like giving in to Moretz Feelingz.
9) Chloe Bennet - It's rare that she's not the top ranked Chloe.
10) Violett Beane - Deserves more hotness recognition.
11) Bailee Madison - I'm a Bailee Madifan!
12) Kat Dennings - I love her.
13) Natalie Dormer - Sometimes I get really into Natalie Dormer and her "sexy as duck" status.
14) Elizabeth Henstridge - Good face.
15) Kristen Bell - She's cutetastic.
16) Tiya Sircar
17) Peyton Roi List
18) Sophie Tweed-Simmons
19) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
20) Aubrey Plaza
21) Kristen Stewart
22) Dana DeLorenzo
23) Anjli Mohindra
24) Emma Roberts
25) Cara Gee
26) Holly Willoughby
27) Freema Agyeman
28) Rose McIver
29) Abigail Breslin
30) Amy Jackson
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#31
#17

1) Elizabeth Olsen - Well that came around again sooner than expected!
2) Dove Cameron - She looks good in a bikini.
3) Kat Dennings - Her face is one of the best.
4) Hayley Atwell - She's on a similar level to Kat Dennings.
5) Genevieve Buechner - It's good that she's the best Canadian.
6) Magda Apanowicz - It's always great to see her face too!
7) Felicity Jones - She literally is Felicpretty Jones.
8) Tessa Thompson - Her star continues to rise.
9) Chloe Bennet - She's great.
10) Brie Larson - The Captain of Bries.
11) Karen Gillan - She's Karen Greatan!
12) Chloe Grace Moretz - There's been a lot of good pics of her lately!
13) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - Deserves more attention.
14) Scarlett Johansson - I like her.
15) Alice Levine
16) Hana Kimura
17) Elizabeth Henstridge
18) Natalie Portman
19) Asuka
20) Bailee Madison
21) Evangeline Lilly
22) Elizabeth Mitchell - Surprise Lost reunion!
23) Zelina Vega
24) Avril Lavigne
25) Evan Rachel Wood
26) Emma Roberts
27) Frankie Adams
28) Mary Elizabeth Winstead
29) Michelle Trachtenberg
30) Abigail Breslin
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#32
#18

1) Felicity Jones - I'm heavily into Felicity Jones at the moment and it's a good place to be.
2) Anna Kendrick - A welcome return this week by the "Anna Kendrick in great dresses" type of Anna Kendrick image.
3) Hayley Atwell - She's the best English girl and a strong best girl contender!
4) Elizabeth Olsen - She's super great.
5) Jessica Lucas - i find her to be a top level girl.
6) Brianna Hildebrand - She's really hot.
7) Elle Fanning - Elle Fanning deserves to be ranked highly every week and will be from this point on until I forgot to do it one week.
8) Kat Dennings - Whenever we see Kat Dennings she's great.
9) Dove Cameron - I like her a lot.
10) Alison Brie - I'm feeling rabidly pro Alison Brie at the moment.
11) Sophie Turner - Her surname is the power she has over heads.
12) Talulah Riley - It's good to see more of her.
13) Emma Roberts - She's great.
14) Brie Larson - She's Captain Great.
15) Aubrey Plaza
16) Natalie Portman
17) Joey King
18) Chloe Bennet
19) Jessica Biel
20) Dana DeLorenzo
21) Ming-Na Wen
22) Karen Gillan
23) Kairi Sane
24) Candice Patton
25) Dua Lipa
26) Kiernan Shipka
27) Evan Rachel Wood
28) Hana Kimura
29) Gillian Jacobs
30) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#33
#19

1) Elle Fanning - Hey guess what Elle Fanning is literally perfect.
2) Sophie Turner - It's great to be reminded that Sophie Turner is one of the best girls on the highest level of being one of the best girls.
3) Kat Dennings - Her face is great.
4) Felicity Jones - I'm still highly into Felicity Jones.
5) Anna Kendrick - More like Anna Cuteduck!?
6) Elizabeth Olsen - Hottest Avenger.
7) Hayley Atwell - She's a top level girl.
8) Alison Brie - Her eyes are really big and blue!
9) Milana Vayntrub - She's good at Instagram.
10) Fan Bingbing - She's back and she's still Bingtiful (beautiful)!
11) Karen Gillan - I like her.
12) Rosario Dawson - Yep she's still Rosario Awesome.
13) Kiernan Shipka - I feel like the Age of Shipka is about to begin.
14) Chloe Bennet - She's a good superhero.
15) Kristen Bell
16) Imogen Poots
17) Natalie Portman
18) Tessa Thompson
19) Dove Cameron
20) Genevieve Buechner
21) Gillian Jacobs
22) Olivia Holt
23) Scarlett Johansson
24) Peyton Roi List
25) Cara Gee
26) Zoe De Grand Maison
27) Pom Klementieff
28) Candice Patton
29) Evan Rachel Wood
30) Kristen Stewart
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#34
#20

1) Elle Fanning - She is the best girl out of every girl.
2) Hayley Atwell - Her face is great.
3) Sophie Turner - She continues to have that effect on heads that I discussed previously.
4) Alison Brie - Seriously have you noticed how good her eyes are.
5) Kat Dennings - She made her bangs disappear.
6) Fan Bingbing - I am a fan of the fact that she's oe of the most beautiful women ever.
7) Elizabeth Olsen - She's Lizovely.
8) Felicity Jones - Still heavily into Felicity Jones!
9) Anna Kendrick - This girl is as good as she is small.
10) Brianna Hildebrand - She deserves a top ten ranking because she's great.
11) Dakota Blue Richards - She's the best girl with "Blue" in her name.
12) Chloe Bennet - It's good she gets to go on being an Agent.
13) Katja Herbers - New Westworld girl to watch.
14) Natalie Portman - She's the Nataliest!
15) Holly Earl
16) Emma Roberts
17) Milana Vayntrub
18) Lupita Nyong'o
19) Jessica Chastain
20) Janina Gavankar
21) Dua Lipa
22) Kristen Stewart
23) Peyton Roi List
24) Madelaine Petsch
25) Anjli Mohindra
26) Elizabeth Henstridge
27) Candice Patton
28) Rose McIver
29) Tiya Sircar
30) Joey King
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#35
#21

1) Alison Brie - She has had a great May. Maybe her best May ever! She deserves a number one ranking.
2) Elle Fanning - It's going to be hard to get her out of the top five ever again.
3) Anna Kendrick - This is a girl with a great face.
4) Kat Dennings - Her face is also great.
5) Gillian Jacobs - I just keep mentioning faces this week. I must like faces or something.
6) Felicity Jones - Still wish to express a large amount of appreciation for Felicity Jones!
7) Hayley Atwell - I like her (AND HER FACE.)
8) Kristen Bell - She rings true.
9) Brianna Hildebrand - She's a Brianna McDuck.
10) Emilia Clarke - I've found her really small and cute lately.
11) Chloe Bennet - See her in a year!
12) Dakota Blue Richards - I hope we see more of her.
13) Holly Earl - She has, you guessed it, a great face.
14) Jessica Lucas - Please be in a better show soon.
15) Natalie Portman
16) Ruby Rose
17) Ivana Baquero
18) Magda Apanowicz
19) Katherine Ryan
20) Emily Kinney
21) Hana Kimura
22) Taylor Swift
23) Danielle Panabaker
24) Olivia Holt
25) Elizabeth Henstridge
26) Dua Lipa
27) Evan Rachel Wood
28) Freema Agyeman
29) Ming-Na Wen
30) Rose McIver
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#37
#22

1) Gillian Jacobs - Let's face it, Gillian Jacobs is the best girl with the best face and it feels good to admit it. Go on, admit it to yourself.
2) Sophie Turner - It was good of her to invent legs.
3) Genevieve Buechner - She's the beat Canadian. And there's a lot of Canadians!
4) Anna Hopkins - It's great to see Anna Hopkins in a great tv show where she is great.
5) Anna Kendrick - Sometimes I think people haven't really properly appreciated just how great Anna Kendrick truly is.
6) Elle Fanning - She rubs kittens into her skin every morning to stay so beautiful.
7) Hayley Atwell - I like her because she's great.
8) Aubrey Plaza - She's Plaztastic.
9) Felicity Jones - Every week I look at her face to remind myself that yes, she deserves to be on the list this week.
10) Alison Brie - Her eyes are really big.
11) Tessa Thompson - Her face is great.
12) Natalie Portman - More like Natalie Prettywoman.
13) Alia Shawkat - She'll be appearing more often from now on. Maeby.
14) Holly Earl - Could play Emilia Clarke's sister in something.
15) Emilia Clarke - Could play Holly Earl's sister in something.
16) Janina Gavankar
17) Isabelle Fuhrman
18) Emma Stone
19) Zoe de Grand'Maison
20) Sophie Tweed-Simmons
21) Cara Gee
22) Hailee Steinfeld
23) Brie Larson
24) Anjli Mohindra
25) Valentina Novakovic
26) Karen Gillan
27) Natalie Dormer
28) Katherine Ryan
29) Leven Rambin
30) Frankie Adams
 
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#38
#23

1) Elle Fanning - Actually it could well be that Elle Fanning is the best girl. She makes a compelling argument.
2) Tessa Thompson - Her face is really a top level face on the tippy top level.
3) Kat Dennings - We all love Kat Dennings!
4) Anna Hopkins - She's Anna Hotkins!
5) Gillian Jacobs - Her face brings warm feelings to my heart.
6) Dakota Blue Richards - She's always ranked highly whenever there's new pics.
7) Anna Kendrick - They don't call her Anna Cuteduck for nothing.
8) Aubrey Plaza - She's great.
9) Genevieve Buechner - She's Canadian (that means she's great.)
10) Lupita Nyong'o - I find her highly beautiful.
11) Hailee Steinfeld - Could Bumblebee actually be pretty good? It's a small possibility!
12) Magda Apanowicz - She's the Magtastic.
13) Talulah Riley - I hope she's in Westworld again somehow or something else.
14) Ellie Kemper - Ellie Cuteper.
15) Janina Gavankar
16) Alia Shawkat
17) Natalie Portman
18) Elizabeth Olsen
19) Emma Stone
20) Kristen Bell
21) Cara Gee
22) Amber Midthunder
23) Nadine Nicole
24) Dylan Gelula
25) Hana Kimura
26) Anya Taylor-Joy
27) Emilia Clarke
28) Shannon Woodward
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#39
#24

1) Ming-Na Wen - YEP she looked the best this week and deserves a number one ranking and maybe it's about damn time!
2) Emma Roberts - She is one of the best girls.
3) Elle Fanning - She's beautifELLE.
4) Anna Kendrick - Could also easily be described as one of the best girls.
5) Milana Vayntrub - Her face is a super face.
6) Gillian Jacobs - Everything about her is and always shall be good.
7) Natalie Portman - Her smile invented good smiles.
8) Anna Hopkins - She hops kittens.
9) Kat Dennings - I like her.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - That's more like it.
11) Tina Desai - I hope she's in something else one day.
12) Dakota Blue Richards - She's great.
13) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's cuter than nine cute things.
14) Olivia Holt - Seems like one to watch.
15) Brie Larson
16) Tessa Thompson
17) Freema Agyeman
18) Elizabeth Olsen
19) Valentine Novakovic
20) Sophie Turner
21) Genevieve Buechner
22) Jessica Parker Kennedy
23) Aubrey Plaza
24) Malese Jow
25) Liv Tyler
26) Katie McGrath
27) Cara Gee
28) Hana Kimura