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Top Tens for 2018


I want to smell dark matter

1) Natalie Portman - It's good that there have been so many Natalie interviews and appearances lately because they are a reminder of the power of Natalie Portman.
2) Kristen Bell - Ring ring!
3) Alison Brie - She continues her recent trend of bringing it.
4) Freema Agyeman - I think she's great.
5) Elle Fanning - I continue to see no reason not to just rank her highly every week.
6) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's been highly cute lately.
7) Tessa Thompson - Great face.
8) Sophie Turner - Continues to be Sophie Turner.
9) Milana Vayntrub - Just show her as Squirrel Girl already, it's not funny making us wait any longer.
10) Jessica Lucas - She is great let's not forget that.
11) Aubrey Plaza - I am a fan of her.
12) Genevieve Buechner - Her face.
13) Zendaya - Seems like one to watch.
14) Dakota Blue Richards - Nice and Blue.
15) Pom Klementieff
16) Olivia Munn
17) Anna Kendrick
18) Bailee Madison
19) Olivia Holt
20) Gal Gadot
21) Emma Lahana
22) Hailee Steinfeld
23) Shannon Woodward
24) Isabelle Fuhrman
25) Katja Herbers
26) Anya Taylor-Joy
27) Asuka
28) Evangeline Lilly


I want to smell dark matter

1) Tessa Thompson - It's good that she's a robot now and will be forever more. A very attractive robot.
2) Natalie Portman - I love Natalie Portman.
3) Alison Brie - Still feeling strongly in favour of Alison Brie being known as one of the best girls, sorry if you disagree!
4) Holly Earl - For real her face is one of the best and deserves to be recognised as such.
5) Milana Vayntrub - She just needs a breakout role (say as Squirrle Girl) to be in the top five every week.
6) Hailee Steinfeld - I like what she's been wearing recently let's put it that way.
7) Sophie Turner - That's how you dress to a wedding.
8) Ivana Baquero - She's having a good summer.
9) Jessica Parker Kennedy - She has moved up to a higher level of goodness recently and I have noticed.
10) Elle Fanning - Lack of new images hurts but she's still Elle Fanning so she's still in the top ten.
11) Genevieve Buechner - One of the nicest girls!
12) Kristen Bell - Still ringing.
13) Jessica Henwick - Highly cute.
14) Maisie Williams - It's good that she's still a part of Mophie and wears glasses.
15) Anna Kendrick
16) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
17) Karen Gillan
18) Malese Jow
19) Rosario Dawson
20) Chloe Grace Moretz
21) Isla Fisher
22) Evangeline Lilly
23) Olivia Holt
24) Natalie Dormer
25) Frankie Adams
26) Tiya Sircar
27) Shannon Woodward
28) Margaret Qualley
29) Michelle Trachtenberg


I want to smell dark matter

1) Emma Roberts - She's actually one of the best girls, I think you'll find.
2) Anna Hopkins - I hope she's in another good tv show which I watch some day!
3) Alison Brie - She has Brielly good eyes.
4) Natalie Portman - I'm feeling very positive about the concept of "Natalie Portman" at the moment.
5) Tessa Thompson - She's Tessa Greatson!
6) Chloe Grace Moretz - I have had Moretz Feelings recently.
7) Genevieve Buechner - I love Genevieve Buechner.
8) Ming-Na Wen - The summer of Wen continues!
9) Olivia Holt - I liked what she wore last week.
10) Talulah Riley - Deserves "actually great" recognition.
11) Elle Fanning - I've had to move her out of the top ten due to lack of images. A sad day.
12) Ellen Wong - She's really cute.
13) Gillian Jacobs - Hey she's Gillian Jacobs.
14) Britt Baron - I like her.
15) Janina Gavankar
16) Eva Green
17) Anya Taylor-Joy
18) Cara Gee
19) Margaret Qualley
20) Hailee Steinfeld
21) Kristen Bell
22) Elizabeth Olsen
23) Frankie Adams
24) Anjl Mohindra
25) Holly Willoughby
26) Lily-Rose Depp
27) Zoey Deutch
28) Natalie Dormer
29) Nadine Nicole
30) Elizabeth Mitchell
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I want to smell dark matter

1) Kat Dennings - Back to the top which is a good and deserving place for her to be!
2) Emma Roberts - Her "one of the best girls" status remains unarguable.
3) Sophie Turner - Her legs take her where she wants to go!
4) Kiernan Shipka - It's great to remember the beautiful face of Kiernan Shipka!
5) Milana Vayntrub - I think possibly the sight of her as Squirrel Girl is so good that it's been decided we aren't worthy of seeing it.
6) Felicity Jones - She's the reason why the word "Felicpretty" was invent (by me!)
7) Anna Hopkins - She's Hotkins.
8) Tessa Thompson - I am a big fan.
9) Elizabeth Olsen - The Lovely Elizabeth Olsen.
10) Agam Darshi - Someone I saw like eight years ago and thought was really nice then forgot about her then saw her again this week and remembered "oh yeah she's really nice."
11) Natalie Portman - I can't remember if I've ever put her on this list before.
12) Karen Gillan - Also owns legs.
13) Ming-Na Wen - She's great.
14) Genevieve Buechner - She's Canadian!
15) Isabelle Fuhrman
16) Malese Jow
17) Elle Fanning
18) Janina Gavankar
19) Brie Larson
20) Tiya Sircar
21) Kairi Sane
22) Gillian Jacobs
23) Freema Agyeman
24) Olivia Holt
25) Rosario Dawson
26) Avril Lavigne
27) Zelina Vega
28) Stephanie Leonidas
29) Michelle Trachtenberg
30) Zelda Williams


I want to smell dark matter

1) Natalie Portman - Oh hey the best girl ever is still the best girl ever. Fancy that!
2) Alison Brie - She wore one heck of a dress.
3) Amanda Seyfried - She's back! In Seyfried form.
4) Kiernan Shipka - It's about to get a whole lot Kikier.
5) Emma Roberts - Her top level girls status is unarguable.
6) Milana Vayntrub - She talks to squirrels.
7) Sophie Turner - Yes her surname is what she does to heads, we know this.
8) Janina Gavankar - She continues to rise and maybe she'll get a number one ranking soon who knows!
9) Elle Fanning - I love Elle Fanning.
10) Felicity Jones - I find her beautiful.
11) Kat Dennings - Let's not forget her face.
12) Olivia Holt -I'm not going to call her "Olivia Hot" because it's too obvious but I'll need to think of something else.
13) Anna Hopkins - A top of the line Canadian.
14) Kairi Sane - She's the cutest wrestler.
15) Anna Kendrick
16) Genevieve Buechner
17) Agam Darshi
18) Elizabeth Olsen
19) Chloe Bennet
20) Rebecca Ferguson
21) Maisie Williams
22) Zelina Vega
23) Tessa Thompson
24) Madelaine Petsch
25) Hana Kimura
26) Gillian Jacobs
27) Asuka
28) Zelda Williams
29) Camila Mendes

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I want to smell dark matter

1) Milana Vayntrub - She could teach a course on how to become the New Permanent Number One in a week because that's what she is!
2) Natalie Portman - Still recovering from last week's video AND she's an astronaut now.
3) Sophie Turner - It's good how tall and good she is!
4) Dove Cameron -If she hadn't already arrived, this is the week where I would have said "she has arrived."
5) Kristen Bell - The sound of the Kristen Bell ringing is the sound of one of the best girls.
6) Katie McGrath - The Greatie McGreat comeback has begun!
7) Amanda Seyfried - That was a really good week for her last week.
8) Hayley Atwell - It's always great to see her.
9) Kiernan Shipka - She invented being cute.
10) Felicity Jones - She's beautiful.
11) Elizabeth Henstridge - One of the most English of English girls.
12) Jessica Parker Kennedy - She's been bringing it lately.
13) Sarah Bolger - If she was in something I watched she'd be on the list often.
14) Janina Gavankar - Continues to be great.
15) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - Underrated.
16) Dakota Blue Richards
17) Hailee Steinfeld
18) Emma Roberts
19) Elle Fanning
20) Kat Dennings
21) Freema Agyeman
22) Genevieve Buechner
23) Danielle Panabaker
24) Anya Taylor-Joy
25) Candice Patton
26) Chloe Bennet
27) Peyton List
28) Kairi Sane
29) Olivia Holt
30) Ming-Na Wen


I want to smell dark matter

1) Hayley Atwell - More like Hayley "done well" to return to the top spot!
2) Kristen Bell - I consider her to be a top level girl and it feels good to say it.
3) Milana Vayntrub - She was number one just last week and she's just as great this week!
4) Natalie Portman - She's Nat Luc-Portcard!
5) Anna Kendrick - They don't call her "Anna Cuteduck" for nothing.
6) Brie Larson - I Brielly Brielly like her.
7) Elizabeth Olsen - She's great.
8) Dove Cameron - Is she a girl? Is she a dove? She's both, somehow!
9) Katie McGrath - She can do a lot with an eyebrow.
10) Sophie Turner - I like her a lot.
11) Kiernan Shipka - She's cuter than Cute Hitler.
12) Felicity Jones - Her mouth is one of the best.
13) Janina Gavankar - Continues to be Greatvankar.
14) Hailee Steinfeld - The likelihood of me declaring myself "Rabidly Pro Haiz" again soon is rising fast.
15) Kate Beckinsale
16) Zelina Vega
17) Freema Agyeman
18) Lily Mo Sheen
19) Britt Baron
20) Ivana Baquero
21) Jessica Parker Kennedy
22) Anya Taylor-Joy
23) Katherine Ryan
24) Bailee Madison
25) Elle Fanning
26) Liv Tyler
27) Laura Prepon
28) Jessica Henwick
29) Katherine Barrell
30) Michelle Trachtenberg
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I want to smell dark matter

1) Hayley Atwell - She's "At" number one again and all is "well".
2) Anna Kendrick - Happy birthday to one of the best girls!
3) Kiernan Shipka - I like what Kiernan Shipka has been doing lately (being really really good.)
4) Kristen Bell - The Kristen Bell is ringing louder than ever.
5) Natalie Portman - Her face in motion is hard to beat.
6) Maisie Williams - Later breaking high level return due to wearing a skirt.
7) Chloe Grace Moretz - Her face is great.
8) Brie Larson - I like her!
9) Milana Vayntrub - She's the best squirrel.
10) Emma Roberts - She always delivers.
11) Katherine Ryan - It's good to see more of her.
12) Elizabeth Olsen - She's the Lizziest.
13) Freema Agyeman
14) Lily Mo Sheen
15) Sophie Turner
16) Holly Earl
17) Ming-Na Wen
18) Elle Fanning
19) Olivia Holt
20) Anya Taylor-Joy
21) Ivana Baquero
22) Charlize Theron
23) Anjli Mohindra
24) Emma Stone
25) Tessa Thompson
26) Amy Acker
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I want to smell dark matter

1) Anna Kendrick - I think she's probably the best girl? Yeah, that sounds right!
2) Sophie Turner - There were good pics this week.
3) Hayley Atwell - Continues to be Hayley Atwell.
4) Kristen Bell - I'm certainly developing a new regular top five aren't I...
5) Chloe Grace Moretz - I like Moretz Feelingz feel and I have been feeling them lately.
6) Gemma Arterton - She's good in glasses!
7) Lily Mo Sheen - Yes this is going to continue.
8) Milana Vayntrub - Her face is great.
9) Felicity Jones - Her face could also be described as great.
10) Natalie Portman - Do I have to explain.
11) Kiernan Shipka - She's in Shipshape.
12) Freema Agyeman - She's another one with a face!
13) Melissa Fumero - I'm glad I like her now.
14) Anna Hopkins - Canadian.
15) Katherine Ryan
16) Anjli Mohindra
17) Dominique Provost-Chalkley
18) Evangeline Lilly
19) Hannah John-Kamen
20) Lily-Rose Depp
21) Charlize Theron
22) Elizabeth Henstridge
23) Olivia Holt
24) Kairi Sane
25) Emilia Clarke
26) Tiya Sircar
27) Ivana Baquero
28) Elle Fanning
29) Anita Rani
30) Ming-Na Wen