Gems from Twitter

[Mirah]

That is the sweetest fucking sleeping arrangement ever.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YES WE ALL PROBABLY SAW THIS ON OUR OWN FEEDS TODAY

 

[Mirah]

Twitter looks like fucking shit now.
I know Eggs already said it. I fucking hate it when on my computer.
I was trying to be all positive-like, "Well it still looks the same on my phone"
Maybe I thought or was hoping it would go back to not being shit, like enough people would say, "It looks like shit" and Twitter would say, "Oh so sorry"
I fucking hate it now!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, I logged in on a computer for the first time in ages the other day and I was shocked. I thought it hadn’t loaded properly. I guess I’ll get used to it in time, but there doesn’t seem to be much logic to this. It wasn’t exactly attractive previously, but it was very functional.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...but you have to do it every time you open Twitter, and this is more for PC browsers than devices (I think).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Here's a woman marrying a dog.

 

[Mirah]

I have been trying to avoid watching that
so thank you for that
guess I'm going to have to marry my cat

 

[Mirah]

...but you have to do it every time you open Twitter, and this is more for PC browsers than devices (I think).

DIRECTORY?! DIRECTORY?! WHERE THE FUCK IS DIRECTORY I CAN'T FIND IT! HELP ME! JUST KIDDING I AM SURE I WILL FIND IT, JUST GIVE ME A SECOND I AM OKAY

OH
ABOUT TWITTER
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT DOES THIS AT WORK AND YOU FREAK OUT AND CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO SOMETHING AND YOU SEND OUT 10 EMAILS TO YOUR COLLEAGUES (CO-WORKERS) AND THEN AS SOON AS YOU HIT SEND YOU FIGURE IT OUT-THAT YOU DIDN"T DO ALL THE STEPS?
I AM!
SO THEN I TRY TO GO BACK AND READ THE INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE SENDING THE EMAIL BUT SOMETIMES I DON'T AND I HIT SEND ANYWAY AND I JUST TOLD 10 PEOPLE THAT THEY WERE WRONG AND I JUST FOUND THE MISTAKE AND I AM A WINNER AND YOU OWE ME DINNER

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm pretty sure it wasn't a legal marriage.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...but you have to do it every time you open Twitter, and this is more for PC browsers than devices (I think).

UPDATE: Twitter just closed this loophole, it doesn't work anymore. We are now slaves to the new look.

 

[Cassie]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

People marrying animals is exactly what right wingers have been warning us about for years.

 

[Mirah]

Cassie's Chameleon hat post made everything better.

 

[CaptainWacky]

People marrying animals is exactly what right wingers have been warning us about for years.

 

[Mirah]

Wut
Wut
Wut

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THEY'VE BEEN READING TK AND THEY STOLE OUR CONTENT

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DISTURRRRRRRRBING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What summer should be, but hasn't been for me since I was 16