Mine Field Celebrity Birthday Thread

[CaptainWacky]

Arnold Schwarzenegger (72)
Laurence Fishburne (58)
Lisa Kudrow (56)
Terry Crews (51)
Christopher Nolan (49)
Yvonne Strahobski (37)
Joey King (20)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nolan directing the rest of them in a movie would be epic.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dirk Blocker (62)
Wesley Snipes (57)
J.K. Rowling (54)
Zelda Williams (30)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WRITE MORE HARRY BOOKS PLEASE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Billy Bob Thornton (64)
Barack Obama (58)
Daniel Dae Kim (51)
Meghan Markle (38)

 

[CaptainWacky]

John Glover (75)
Wayne Knight (64)
David Duchovny (59)
Charlize Theron (44)
Cirroc Lofton (41)
Brit Marling (37)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wonder if David Duchovny out a fake boner in his pants to break the ice with Penny Johnson on The Larry Sanders Show?

 

[Dr Dave]

He does not believe in aliens.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He will after they anally probe him for sixteen hours!

 

[Dr Dave]

Indeed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Gillian Anderson (51)
Eric Bana (51)
Anna Kendrick (34)
Adelaide Kane (29)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

20 years ago, Gillian Anderson's name would be in big type.

Anna makes very funny commercials for some store, making fun of herself as a big famous actress.

 

[Dr Dave]

The reboot of The X-Files made that stop.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There was no MF 20 years ago CHECKMATE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ian McDiarmid (75)
Hulk Hogan (66)
Chris Hemsworth (36)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hulk Hogan can kiss my ass for getting into bed with Peter Thiel to kill Gawker. Die soon (both of them).

Hemsworths are indeed lickable.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Steve Martin (74)
Halle Berry (53)
Mila Kunis (36)
Brianna Hildebrand (23)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Steve would still totally hit on Mila. Also Halle. He would at least try to make Brianna laugh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tony Robinson (73)
David Zayas (57)
Ben Affleck (47)
Emily Kinney (34)
Jennifer Lawrence (29)

 

[CaptainWacky]

James Cameron (64)
Madonna (60)
Angela Bassett (60)
Steve Carell (56)
Cristin Milioti (33)

+1 and also

Taika Waititi (44)