Things that tell me your a forum loser

[steve samurai jack]

Bragging about your abilities in bed on a message board.

 

[steve samurai jack]

When members don't give a shit.

 

[jack]

When the title of your thread contains a possessive pronoun when you meant to use an adverb.

That tells me you're a forum loser. Also an ignorant cupcakeer, but that's for another thread

 

[steve samurai jack]

bump

 

[steve samurai jack]

For bumping threads.

 

[steve samurai jack]

Things that tell me your a forum loser

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Bumping this thread to tell you...you're a LOOOOOOSER.

 

[steve samurai jack]

Regardless of your social status, what you do in life or how rich you are, you are a loser on a forum board if you possess the following:

Inhibited integrity.
Unnecessary gossip and slander.
Chronic pessimism.
Pass an injured man.
No ambitions.
Mean and hateful.
Don't believe in or respect yourself.
Quit before you sweat.

 

[steve samurai jack]

If all three of the items applied to you, welcome aboard the loser train, buddy! There are degrees of loser, and you’re a Super Loser. If only two of them did, then we’ll go with traditional Meat Loaf wisdom and say two out of three ain’t bad; it’s not to the same degree, but you’re still a loser. Only one? Eh, you kinda get a pass, but I’d stick around. If none of these applied to you, then thank you for stopping by,

3 Ways to tell If you’re a loser

1. You do little or nothing to achieve dreams/goals.
2. You contribute little or nothing to society.
3. You're dependent on others for happiness.

 

[steve samurai jack]

Make like your not here all the time, because you got to be stupid for being born for being a Blackfoot hater....

LOSER
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[steve samurai jack]

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You are the ugliest person on a troll board.

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Your real life really suck dog dicks.


.......LOSER!

 

[steve samurai jack]

Claiming you have a member on ignore but read their post as a guest.

LOSER!

 

[steve samurai jack]

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While you virgin losers were busy posting on this forum last night, I was busy picking up super hot bitches.

 

[steve samurai jack]

loser

 

[steve samurai jack]

When the title of your thread contains a possessive pronoun when you meant to use an adverb.

 

[steve samurai jack]

Posting and living in invisible was invented when someone insulted you that you live on this 24/7. So you go invisible to make like your not here all the time. Really absurd. Well, WHATEVER.

 

[steve samurai jack]

When you move threads, claiming you didn't mean to do it.

 

[steve samurai jack]

Good Looking Loser

 

[steve samurai jack]

When you google Things that tell me your a forum loser and you get Things that tell me your a forum loser.

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[steve samurai jack]

 

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