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Mirah

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USUC

Trollzilla
I want to know why people leave their dog’s poop bags along trails. Why bother? Is there a dog shit fairy that’s supposed to come pick them up?
Also, why don’t horses count when you’re asked to “pick up after your pet”? It would take my dog a good 25 shits to equal one massive horse poo (always deposited smack dab in the middle of the trail).
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Horse poo helps the grass grow. Not so much concrete paths tho.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
I want to know why people leave their dog’s poop bags along trails. Why bother? Is there a dog shit fairy that’s supposed to come pick them up?
Also, why don’t horses count when you’re asked to “pick up after your pet”? It would take my dog a good 25 shits to equal one massive horse poo (always deposited smack dab in the middle of the trail).
Speaking personally, it is because you're on the way out on a trail you'll be coming back on. Rather than carry a bag of poop for an hour, you just leave it somewhere to pick up on the way back and carry it for 10 minutes.
 

Mirah

I love you
I imagine Eggs talking about the city, but they clean up after the horses in the city don't they.
Wait-do they still have horses in the city anymore?
So wierd isn't it.


OMG I was on a hike with someone who fucking carried her dog's poop bag the whole way and it fucking stunk, it was awful.


And then it was pandemic and there were not garbage cans anywwhere, so shes like I"LL just put it in the back of the car" OMG help me, could she not smell? Lucikily I think she just had to take me to my car which was only 2 miles away, but it was far enough.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
There are still horses in the city, but not as many. They curtailed the number of horse drawn carriages because something something cruelty.

There are still cops on horses tho.
 

USUC

Trollzilla
My dog got skunked last night; a first for both of us.
Anyone who thinks pot and skunk smell similar is a damn moron.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Why did Scrooge McDuck's parents give him that first name? Talk about nominative determinism.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
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Volpone

Zombie Hunter
FUCK! I had something great and mind-blowing this afternoon. But now it evades me, lurking in the corners of my mind like a small and cunning animal. And all I can think of is was Papa Smurf the only one who got to have sex with Smurfette? and if Transformers are alive, does that mean Optimus Prime has a penis and doinks that pink Autobot chick?
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
The pilot Luke talks to about wamp rats in ANH is Wedge, they replaced that actor with Denis Lawson but didn't do any reshoots.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Another idea from yesterday afternoon was licensing specially shaped Spaghettios and calling them Insane Clown Pasta. But that wasn't it either. :(
 
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