does anyone have a dual they want to sell?

pm my account.

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price list
staff member duals: $100.
jack dual or sock: $75.
loktar dual: $65.
brickvader dual: $55, ($75 for the bertshocka dual).
dershocka duai: the same as aiways. (10 lbs of head on shrimp and what's left on mamas food stamp card).

all other dual accounts will be paid a monthly fee on post count when used by me. i promised to return duals as soon as i use duals up.

your welcome.

i would pay handsomely for the "brownfoot" account.

and.

i will not reveal the troll who sells me any dual account. ask around...my word is bond.

eggs mayonnaise dual: $150.
dark pickle dual: $150. (no "dork pickle". i want the original "jeff" the comicion "jeff").
dirk funk dual: $120.
a neil dual (Morbo): i will start the bid at....umm..$200, plus 50 lbs. of flounder.

your welcome.

I could make one for you if the price is right.

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Oerdin said:

I could make one for you if the price is right.

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the price depends on your status at "tk".

oerdin
join date: mar 8, 2018
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a dual by you seems awfuly weak. how bout i just pay you for this ("oerdin") account?

your welcome

I'd sell you felony for 800

jack said:

I'd sell you felony for 800

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"felony"? no.

c'mon dude, you can do much better than that. you own a minimum of 100 duals/socks.

how about making me an reasonably offer for the "devilman" account.

dude i would pay $800 for a dual you and "jeff" shared..i will double that amount (S1,600) you and "neil" or "hellman" shared.


==laughing==

I have a MissManners dual, but I'd never sell it because it looks good tied up and ballgagged.

$25 for the new member "Chuckles51*

who has the "New Age POOSTER" account?... i would love to own that dual.

that one's mine also

so i'm guessing the "devilman" and the "new age pooster" duals are not for sale.

i changed my mind, i'll take the "felony" account.

lets see the cash, dipshit

pm me your address and phone number and your asking price...i got you...gnome

nope, we'll use paypal, and you saw my asking price, CHUCKIE, so put up or shut the fuck up

all talk and a pusi in the end, as always. Guess I owned you with your own "troll"

ass sucker. How's my poop taste?

jack said:

nope, we'll use paypal, and you saw my asking price, CHUCKIE, so put up or shut the fuck up

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i don't have a paypal account, never did, never will.

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its obvious i'm not giving you $800 for "felony" or any of your duals. duder, pm me "felony" account and i will make you a fair offer...o'kay!!

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hey "jack", your ignore function must not be working.

*tee-hee

blackfoot NAP said:

the price depends on your status at "tk".

oerdin
join date: mar 8, 2018
messages: 385
Likes: 56

a dual by you seems awfuly weak. how bout i just pay you for this ("oerdin") account?

your welcome

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Meh, I just don’t spend much time in this shit hole. Can you blame me?

Actually, yeah, we can. Considering the fact that the last time they banned you, you were over here crying about it -- then when that ban was lifted you ran right the fuck back over there to lick the same hands that beat you like an abused dog -- we absolutely can blame you, you Stockholm Syndrome test case.

blackfoot NAP said:

i don't have a paypal account, never did, never will.

and

its obvious i'm not giving you $800 for "felony" or any of your duals. duder, pm me "felony" account and i will make you a fair offer...o'kay!!

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hey "jack", your ignore function must not be working.

*tee-hee

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You're so fucking stupid. You thought I was talking about ignoring you? LOL I'm not ignoring you I'm owning you.

These are the terms, paypal cash to my paypal account, or you're owned.

Actually you're owned either way, so suck it Chuckie

Thats the offer, take it or consider yourself Jacked.