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Dr Dave said:

I remember that. Was that the one with the angry "super mice"?

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Indeed. Jimmy inadvertently created a race of "super mice" by feeding "super pills" (Superman's sperm in capsules) to his pet mice as he thought they'd be his friends when they grew, but instead they killed fifty seven people including Jimmy's best friend Barry "The Poison" Pitt, sending Jimmy into a downward spiral of depression, grief and hard drinking. Superman thought he could cheer Jimmy up with the fatsuit prank but we all know how that ended! Curiously the super mice returned fifteen episodes later to help Superman and Jimmy stop Lex Luthor from stealing the big planet from the top of the Daily Planet. Their return appearance supplied absolutely no explanation as to why they were allies rather than man-eating monsters now and Jimmy showed absolutely no animosity towards them for the death of Barry "The Poison" Pitt. I later atteneded a convention for fans of that Superman tv series and directly asked the head writer about said continuity error and how it ever got on screen. "WE JUST DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK, HAHAHAHA!!" he screamed, before chopping his crotch at me. A grand day out!

Geh. (In keeping with the entire Superman franchise, really.)

Reminds me of that episode of smallville where Chloe ran a sex cult.

Fun fact, the character of Chloe Sullivan first appeared in that old Superman tv series I've been posting about, in the episode 'Clark Goes Home'. She appears for seventeen seconds when Clark says "hey Chloe, does Lana still live here?" and Chloe replies "no she burned to death, remember?" and Clark said "oh yeah!" The fire was started by Smallville's own super villain "The Burny Dude" who had just been released from prison after ten years inside (Superman used to foil his plans all the time.) He was supposed to fly back to Smallville to put the fire out with his "chilly breath" but Lex Luther distracted him by calling Superman a "punkass kidney!" on tv. Finally reminded of this incident by Chloe, Superman went to the Burny Dude's house and smashed up all the chairs.

I remember that. Wasn't there a deleted scene where Superman crapped in the sink and broke it?

"punkass kidney" was a popular saying at the time.

Dr Dave said:

"punkass kidney" was a popular saying at the time.

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I remember getting into trouble at school for saying it. "But they say it on the Zany Adventures of Superman all the time!" I cried, as the teacher made me drop my pants and fetched the "punishment rod."

That's the plot to like 37.4% of my porn stash.

CaptainWacky said:

I remember getting into trouble at school for saying it. "But they say it on the Zany Adventures of Superman all the time!" I cried, as the teacher made me drop my pants and fetched the "punishment rod."

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Drop your pants and pray for England?

No, the teacher said "where's your Superman now, bitch!" as he began to punish me in front of the whole class. But I got the last laugh: I laughed afterwards!

Laughter is the best medicine, second to actual medicine.

Leeches are good too. Remember the episode where Jimmy broke both his legs baking a cake and wanted to go to the hospital, but Superman just stuck a bucnh of leeches up his trousers and said "these will help you, pal!" It was a two parter.

(The second part was Jimmy's funeral.)

They did a similar episode with ferrets, and Jimmy was alive again (which they didn't bother to explain).

It wss heavily inferred that superman had flown around the world to Bring Jimmy back to life so he could keep killing him in different ways

Shifty Superman!

Remember when he flew around the Earth backwards while masturbating to have a "time-defying wank" and his ejaculate shot a hole in the moon?

One of the more disgusting episodes.

Every time Lex goes to sleep Superman shaves his head, he's never been naturally bald.

He shaves his pubes too but it's never mentioned on screen.

He puts the pubes in Jimmies porridge