What the Hell, The reason for this thread is...I decided real estate investing was the next step for me. So I bought a house. And I'm fixing it up to rent out. The wrinkle is: The deal took forever to close. In the meantime, an old friend asked me to do some project management work for his company. Since he didn't know if the money would be approved, and I didn't know if my house would ever close, I agreed. I figured worst case, I get one or the other.
Of course I got the house and a day later the money to hire me got approved. So I wound up with a full time job while trying to renovate a house--in the dead of winter.
Things are proceeding apace. And it shouldn't suck. But of course I have my fears/doubts. That's when it hit me: I'm socking away good money from this gig. Why not skip the hassle of finding a decent tenant and use the proceeds from my job to buy myself a variety of 5-10 nice sex dolls, furnish the house, and open a sex doll brothel? Apart from not being zoned commercial, I don't see any laws (apart from moral ones) that I'd be breaking.
But the follow-on question is even more perplexing (and wrong): Presentation on my rubber whores. Do I dress them up in lingerie and strew them about the living room? Or should I find myself a dry-cleaner's revolving rack and hang them, naked, from hooks in plastic bags with tags on them and rotate them around for the clients to choose their date for the evening?
I'm so going to Hell.
So there will be plus size sex dolls? Daddy like.An hour, minimum, but you get to wear the rubber whore's lingerie while you fuck it.
(Posted in the spirit of the thread's title.)
Well did you seriously think guys only like the skinny bitches? Fat guys and girls need lovin' too.God damn you both. Now simultaneously need and dread to google for plus-size sex dolls.
God damn you both. Now simultaneously need and dread to google for plus-size sex dolls.
9" clit? That's practically a penis. Might as well have some chicks with dicks sex dolls. Not for me though. I want a sex doll that has a voice box with custom phrases like "ooh, mama like!" And "ooh it's so big! It's totally not like throwing a Vienna sausage down a hallway!"
That was kind of the joke.9" clit? That's practically a penis. Might as well have some chicks with dicks sex dolls. ...
Wait, no, never mind. One of the sites has 3'3" sex dolls. But they all have huge racks, so clearly it is simply having all the parts with as little material and shipping cost as possible. They list for under $500. So it is an option if you don't have the bux to shell out for a full-size one. The other option for poor people is to settle for a headless, limbless torso--or just a pelvis (maybe with a mouth on the top to cover all options. And don't even get into the creepy fetishes implied by those choices.
That reminds me of a joke. It's funnier if you imagine at least one of the people with a stereotype Irish accent:If you're super poor you can just get a pocket pussy for $25.