To Do List

What better place to leave my To Do List
Than the Mine Field at TK?

Road Trip Check List
*Check oil in my car
*Winterize vehicle: Chains, Shovel, snacks, disco ball, tarp, sleeping bag, Water? In a thermos! Snow pants, boots, the usual
*Make my living space cat friendly
*Make pancakes or cookies or both
*Make rice and veggies

I thought I had a bigger list. IT FELT BIGGER IN MY HEAD!

WHAT IS ON YOUR TO DO LIST FOR THE WEEKEND???????

Clean the apartment and shop for groceries.

Sleep is taking over.

Watch out for snakes.

Log into work at some point Sat or Sun and help do the overflow work that's due Monday because WERE TOO FUCKJIGBNUSYY

Celebrate my wife's birthday today.
enter all the diet pages for my latest client's analysis
water my lovely plants in my grow shed
Eat a big breakfast after walking the dogs this morning.

I forgot to add "Pack" even tho it was in the back of my mind and it is only for overnight I still need to remember to BRING EVERYTHING!

Loktar said:

Clean the apartment and shop for groceries.

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Good luck on your chores!

Dr Dave said:

Watch out for snakes.

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Indeed

Eggs Mayonnaise said:

Log into work at some point Sat or Sun and help do the overflow work that's due Monday because WERE TOO FUCKJIGBNUSYY

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I hope they are all grateful for your hard work!!!!!

jack said:

Celebrate my wife's birthday today.
enter all the diet pages for my latest client's analysis
water my lovely plants in my grow shed
Eat a big breakfast after walking the dogs this morning.

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Happy birthday to your wife!

My to do list:

Bees?

I checked the oil
I made rice and veggies
I cat-proofed my apartment to the best of my ability!
And I made it to my destination.
Tomorrow: Pick up cat
Pet cat
Apologize to cat
Tell cat it is going to be okay
Beg cat to stop meowing
Find pet friendly pot treat for cat to mellow it out (Kidding)
Go see my sister
Hit the road

TELL THE CAT I SAID "Do you like cricket?"!

OK?

Mirah said:

Hit the road

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I not only hit the road, I hit another car yesterday afternoon. I got some minor paint damage, the other car got damage to the front passenger door(wouldn't open) and the headlight cover was loose. The guy was a young punk. Screaming about how if he had a gun he'd shoot me. Calling me four eyes and saying I better have good insurance because I was going to pay to get his car fixed. The cop found me at fault but I think the punk was trying to swerve around me as I was turning left into a gas station.

Are you ok?

Dr Dave said:

Are you ok?

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Yes. I am now. Just got a little rattled and a minor paint scrape. I feel bad that he got the worse damage but on the bright side my insurance will go up probably another $50-100 a month.

He seemed like an asshole, karmas a bitch.

You should have said "four eyes is better than NO BRAIN!"

CaptainWacky said:

You should have said "four eyes is better than NO BRAIN!"

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Yes I should have. It's like when I was younger and bullies called me fat. I'd be like...um...thanks for stating the obvious? Congratulations on your power of observation.

You should have pissed on his car.

NOW IT SMELLS LIKE URIN BITCH!

You shold have revealed that your car is a Transformer and then your car transforms into a giant robot and crushes his and says "and now your car has been transformed...into wreckage!"