10 Most Offensive Jokes

[Chuckles51]

God is in the garden of Eden talking to Adam and looks around and asks where is Eve, Adam says she’s in the river taking a bath. God replies oh great, now we’ll never get that taste out of the fish!

 

[jack]

I once fucked a girl who stuttered.

Glad I could finish before she said "no".

 

[jack]

What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball?

She gagged, of course.

 

[jack]

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts, of course!

 

[jack]

What do Donald Trump's hair and a thong have in common?

They both barely cover the asshole.

 

[jack]

Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves.

Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

 

[jack]

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

 

[Chuckles51]

Why are there so few black nuns??

Because they forget to say superior after they say mother!!

 

[jack]

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

 

[jack]

A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a pussy hair in my soup! I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out... The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin' for it EITHER!!!!!"