A completely different conundrum...

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
I am filthy. It wasn't that hot or humid today and I didn't work like a dog. But I did spend a fair amount of time in a crawlspace, fighting with a rusty pipe. And sawing drywall and PVC pipe and other things. So I'm a bit dirty. But I've also had a cocktail while chilling out after "Jeopardy!" and it would be easier to have another cocktail and continue to chill before going to bed than to take a shower, have another cocktail, etc, etc, etc. Except that I'm filty. So I guess I'd better go get naked and wet.
 

The Question

Eternal
I can't get to sleep when I'm feelin' dusty/gritty/grimy. Plus, having a shower that works means I can re-christen the house as Mine via pissing and/or fapping in the shower Any Time I Want.

Fuckin' luxury.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
A shower, a glass of wine and drifting off to slumber.

Perfect.
 

The Question

Eternal
Wine, Scotch with a hint of soda, whatever's clever.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
mmmm sweet tea!
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
I need a lithe Asian girl to give me sponge baths. It is, again, Cleaning Time and I just don't feel like it, but in the morning I'll feel like a greaseball so....
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
like this?

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Volpone

Zombie Hunter
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