A marriage of duals

[I Love Cunt]

But which ones?

Who will be the flower girl?

Will there be a ring bearer? Or a ring barer?

Who will be the preacher? WIll it be Bick? I hear he got his preacher's license online.

There will have to be security to escort the idots outside

When the preacher asks, "Are there any objections?" Someone has to stand up. In fact everyone will stand up.

And then Miss Manners will walk in and steal the groom from the bride, or the groom or the bride, and they will get on a harley and ride into the sunset

which will be a fake painted set and they will just ruin it and it was freshly painted so they will have paint in their hair and everywhere

I am going to steal the bouqet and smoke it because it was just a bunch of weed anyway

and then I will eat all of the candy off the tables

unless of course I am riding into the sunset with Miss Manners

 

[The Question]

Who will be the preacher? WIll it be Bick? I hear he got his preacher's license online.

Got mine, too. But I'm not marrying any fillllthy duals!

 

[Starship Coyote]

Fart.

 

[Love Child]

Got mine, too. But I'm not marrying any fillllthy duals!

Even duals that like to scissor?

 

[The Question]

Especially that kind. Filthy duals filthying up our neighborhoods! GRAH!!!

 

[Loktar]

I'll marry the duals. I don't have a preacher's license but I played a preacher in a high school play. Sure I only said "Dearly Beloved" but that should be good enough and equivalent to those toilet paper preacher licenses.

 

[The Question]

"Dearly bemuddled, we are slathered here today..."

 

[I Love Cunt]

I'll marry the duals. I don't have a preacher's license but I played a preacher in a high school play. Sure I only said "Dearly Beloved" but that should be good enough and equivalent to those toilet paper preacher licenses.

Okay, who shall we marry?

 

[Starship Coyote]

Jack should marry Chuckie and be the bottom in that relationship. It's only fitting...

 

[Loktar]

Okay, who shall we marry?

All the annoying and stupid ones. That way they'll be too busy with their dual wife and 3.5 ugly stupid kids to bother TK.

 

[jack]

I hear Blackfoots looking for a tall, firm sailor boy. Wonder what kind of wedding that would be?

He could do a group wedding with all his duals.