A riddle...

[Volpone]

What's all black, starts with an "N" and has a lifestyle that revolves around violence, crime, and murder?

Ninjas, you racist piece of shit.

 

[Chuckles51]

 

[jack]

whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, and black and blue?

Blackfoot with a newspaper falling down the stairs!

 

[Volpone]

How are Mexicans like pool balls?

The harder you hit them, the more English they get.

 

[jack]

What's the most dangerous job in Mexico?

Riding shotgun on a garbage truck.

 

[jack]

Why is a fire engine red?

If you had your hose pulled all day you'd be red too!

 

[Volpone]

If the pay is so lousy, why would anyone become a *mohel*

You make up for it in tips.

 

[The Question]

What do you get when you cross Joe Pesci?

With? Nobody said anything about with, what do you get when you cross Joe Pesci?

The ever-lovin' shit kicked outta ya.

 

[Volpone]

"You think I'm funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown?"

 

[Volpone]

On oldie:
What has 10 legs, 10 eyes and goes "ho-dee-doh, ho-dee-doh"?

The starting lineup for the LA Lakers, trying to catch an elevator.

 

[jack]

What's all black, starts with an "N" and has a lifestyle that revolves around violence, crime, and murder?

Ninjas, you racist piece of shit.

You spelled cupcakeers incorrectly

 

[The Question]

How much electricity do ya gotta pump through Ol' Sparky to fry a black death row inmate?