Aftermath

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This sounds like a television ad
but it is a job description that popped up in my email from indeed.


If you are passionate about helping people during times of tragedy and enjoys working in a hands-on environment, we invite you to apply. Aftermath has an immediate need for a Crime Scene Cleanup – Assistant Supervisor. This is your opportunity to join a growing company offering a competitive wage structure and benefits.


Aftermath
Starring Chris Pratt, Nick Offerman and your favorite whisperer Aubrey Plaza as April the girl who used to work for Parks and Rec but got a new job at Aftermath. She doesn't mind cleaning up fingers and toes.


Basic Qualifications:

  • High School Diploma or equivalent
  • Must have a valid Driver's License and acceptable Motor Vehicle Record
  • Must be available (on call) 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
  • Occasional overnight travel, including multi-day travel
  • Ability to lift up to 50lbs
  • Strong Communication skills
  • Competency in project management, organization, attention to detail and time management
  • Proficient with Microsoft Office Applications


Preferred Qualifications:

  • Previous Supervisory experience preferred
  • Background in construction, demolition, restoration, or experience using hand or power tools preferred
  • 2+ years of successful technical service or field sales support experience
  • Prior experience that demonstrates a strong work ethic and ability to multi-task
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The part about Aubrey Plaza working there is kind of misleading!
 
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