Allison Mack too big for TrekBBS

[Mentalist]

Life comes at you fast.

 

[whisky]

That's what she said.

 

[Mentalist]

This is all Kristin Kreuk's fault.

 

[The Question]

WAT THE SHITPLOPZ, A MENTY SIGHTING OOOOOOO?!

 

[The Question]

Err, did we know that Mack is married to Nicki Clyne (Cally from BSG?) Also a member of the cult.



Also the court sketch is not flattering...

Or accurate, apparently, she's a brunette now. And, as a brunette, much cuter than she was as a blonde. Not sexy, mind you, only cute. Like a sex-slave-owning puppy.

 

[The Question]

Oh. Ohhhhhhhh. Maybe it's Clyne who's the brunette. Oh, that's unfortunate. I thought Alison Mack had got less unattractive. Well, I was hoping so, anyhow. Ah, well.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In that sketch she looks like Matt LeBlanc in a wig.

 

[Volpone]

If I didn't already say it upthread, I want to be in a sex cult with Allison Mack.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is all Kristin Kreuk's fault.

And Kreuk ironically seems to still have a decent acting career.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Or accurate, apparently, she's a brunette now. And, as a brunette, much cuter than she was as a blonde. Not sexy, mind you, only cute. Like a sex-slave-owning puppy.

I dunno. I think she looked better as a blonde and with a little meat on her. She's looking sickly in this pic:

 

[Gagh]

That was taken moments before she shoved the branding iron up some poor sap's foo-foo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bitch tried to recruit Hermione: https://news.avclub.com/it-seems-like-allison-mack-tried-to-recruit-emma-watson-1825511738

 

[Starship Coyote]

And... HP pedos everywhere are fapping at the thought.

 

[Mentalist]

Bitch tried to recruit Hermione: https://news.avclub.com/it-seems-like-allison-mack-tried-to-recruit-emma-watson-1825511738

Just came in to post this. This story just keeps on giving. Apparently she has posted $5m bail and is going to be under house arrest in California but is also ready to cut a plea deal. I reckon this story is going to get even more crazy.

 

[The Question]

I await further developments with much pulsing and throbbing.

(I have a headache.)

 

[Volpone]

Emma Watson. If you ever want to feel like a dirty old man, just get yourself all worked up over recent pictures of he and then pull up some ones from "...Sorcerer's Stone."

 

[CaptainWacky]

I mean most actresses were probably children at one time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

“Shoaib also said that Mack met with her for dinner on one occasion and brought with her a woman that she says could have been India Oxenberg, granddaughter of Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia, who is reportedly Mack’s personal sex slave.”

 

[Volpone]

That could be a front runner for "Most Surreal Sentence in a Post" at next year's Trollies.