Annoying Phrases

The Question

Eternal
"It is what it is".

Fuckin' duh. It's never what it isn't.
 

The Question

Eternal
"When all is said and done..."

Well if you're summarizing it, apparently not all was frickin' said, was it!
 

Ancalagon

I'm not wearing any panties!!
Case of the Mondays.
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
Make your jaw drop.... jaw dropping... jaw dropped... drop your jaw.
At some point, it is just unhinged.
 
New and Improved!

Which is it. If it is improved then it existed before, and is therefore not "new".
 

The Question

Eternal
Stunning. When someone describes a woman as 'stunning', I imagine guys turning, looking at her, then going glassy-eyed for a few seconds while perched right on the razor's edge of losing bladder control.
 
Stunning. When someone describes a woman as 'stunning', I imagine guys turning, looking at her, then going glassy-eyed for a few seconds while perched right on the razor's edge of losing bladder control.

I know someone like that, but yes, it's rarely warranted.
 

The Question

Eternal
I think I've seen one woman, ever, who fit that word. 6'6", pinup figure, angelic face, Bettie Page hairstyle, black mini-dress, stiletto heels. Met her at a party, she poured me a glass of mead but demanded a kiss in exchange. Yes, I ended up fucking her, which is how I know that yes, she was 100% female.

But that first look, yes, 'stunning' absolutely 100% fit her, because I was literally stunned. Stood there staring like a deer caught in hi-beams.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Make your jaw drop.... jaw dropping... jaw dropped... drop your jaw.
At some point, it is just unhinged.

You should try having yours wired shut.
 

The Question

Eternal
"At the end of the day..."

When did somebody decide that's when a situation is concluded?
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
What?
 

eloisel

Forever Empress E
You're an annoying phrase.
 
Top