Bad Purchasing Decision

[Volpone]

On a semirelated note, I generally like a fairly wet martini. And I generally prefer at least a little vodka in it too, to take some of the edge off the gin, but (at least in the past) I really like Aviation Gin and when it is cold enough, I can drink a glass of it with a fat olive or two and nary a hint of vermouth.

 

[The Question]

Haven't tried Aviation gin. Worth the space on the shelf? Bear in mind, that space is at a premium. I'm mostly a bourbon drinker myself, and if it's going on the shelf it has to earn the spot. Flavored shit is fine for giving a try, but if it's going to take up space in the bar it must be quality. Current inventory is Maker's 46, Remus Repeal, Bulleit 10 Year, Gunpowder Gin, and Bombay Sapphire. (No vodka. Vodka is for nostalgic commies and dirty little Russki gangsters.)

 

[The Question]

On an also semi-related note: Ever try a dirty martini with pickle brine instead of olive? Definitely an interesting change-up.

 

[Loktar]

Haven't tried Aviation gin. Worth the space on the shelf? Bear in mind, that space is at a premium. I'm mostly a bourbon drinker myself, and if it's going on the shelf it has to earn the spot. Flavored shit is fine for giving a try, but if it's going to take up space in the bar it must be quality. Current inventory is Maker's 46, Remus Repeal, Bulleit 10 Year, Gunpowder Gin, and Bombay Sapphire. (No vodka. Vodka is for nostalgic commies and dirty little Russki gangsters.)

Nyet so fast Comrade. Vodka is good in screwdrivers and Bloody Mary's.

 

[The Question]

Meh, gin is better. Vodka tastes like... well, like nothin'. Might as well drink one part Everclear to twelve parts Perri-ehhhh.

I mean, unless you go for that flavored vodka shit.

Which a rill manleh man would never do. Right? Right? Say what you will about lime flavored rum, at least that ain't some kid-friendly fuckassery like "bubblegum" flavored Three Olives, or what's one of the other ones, cotton candy? Jesus fuckbuttons Christ on a busted moped, I don't even wanna try that shit. That just sounds fuckin' nasty.

 

[Loktar]

Meh, gin is better. Vodka tastes like... well, like nothin'. Might as well drink one part Everclear to twelve parts Perri-ehhhh.

I mean, unless you go for that flavored vodka shit.

Which a rill manleh man would never do. Right? Right?

Right.unless it was mango flavored.

 

[The Question]

Mango is probably all right. Might go good in a screwdriver, long as they don't puss it down to under 70 proof to accommodate the flavoring. Still prefer gin, though. Bloody Mary definitely demands gin, along with Tabasco or Sriracha.

 

[Loktar]

Mango is probably all right. Might go good in a screwdriver, long as they don't puss it down to under 70 proof to accommodate the flavoring. Still prefer gin, though. Bloody Mary definitely demands gin, along with Tabasco or Sriracha.

Good enough. I'll skip the gin in my Bloody Mary though.

 

[The Question]

Today’s weekend sip: Southern Comfort “Fiery Pepper” and Dr. Pepper.

Fuck you, it’s cheap and it doesn’t taste like shit. You want me to drink your idea of a good drink, send me the $ and I will. Bitches.

 

[The Question]

Made with Tabasco. Fuckin' tasteh.

 

[Loktar]

Made with Tabasco.

Is that to wash the ass taste of Dr Poopher
out of your mouth.

 

[The Question]

Yeah. But at least it does the job there, unlike with Choke-a-Cola.

 

[Loktar]

Yeah. But at least it does the job there, unlike with Choke-a-Cola.

LOL. I prefer the Spanish cola Energy Yes anyway.

 

[The Question]

Ooooh, how faaaaancy. Them Spain-yards with their mariachis and their spaghettis and their hoochie-coochie dancers.

 

[Loktar]

Ooooh, how faaaaancy. Them Spain-yards with their mariachis and their spaghettis and their hoochie-coochie dancers.

Spain has spaghetti? Dafuq? Must import it from the Eye-talians.

 

[The Question]

I thought it came from the Eee-jyp-chinz.

 

[Loktar]

I thought it came from the Eee-jyp-chinz.

No they exported Black pussies.

 

[The Question]

So that's where Prince came from.

 

[The Question]

Got some Stillhouse for next weekend. It's flavored moonshine, but don't worry: I found a manly flavor, one that'd have y'all manly men creamin' yer bib overalls and kicking your one-eyed houn' dawgz out of the way to get a jar of it. The flavor is, "Gasoline & Necrotic Human Tissue." Triple-filtered through a hobo's cum sock to get that real authentic moonshine flavor.

But if that won't do for ya, you can pick up their "Chunky Green Barnyard Ass" flavor, too.

 

[The Question]