Big revelation about the moon!

[Dual]

Ok so you know how they're saying that the moon's really slowly drifting out of orbit? Well it's because those astronauts left the fucking flag and Nixon plaque on the moon, throwing the gravitational balance off!

 

[Conchaga]

I'd disbelieve that in favor of centripital force.

 

[Dual]

Well you're no fun.

 

[Conchaga]

What can I say... I'm a fan of pysics.

 

[whisky]

I like centrafugal forces, but I find gravity tends to get me down.

 

[curiousa2z]

omg.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If the moon crashed into the Earth, right into my house...would I die?

 

[Tisiphone]

ONly if it was the dark side of it.

 

[Dr Dave]

You are assuming we ever went to the moon.

 

[Cassie]

Exactly!

You should all know that the moon is really a big spotlight, and eclipses are caused by an unidentified "shadow object". THE EARTH IS FLAT, MOTHERFUCKERS.

 

[Tisiphone]

We're all in the Truman Show, and the moon is just a ball of light created by the director in the sky.

 

[mauricio]

the larger the population on earth, the further we are getting out of orbit

 

[Tisiphone]

Your guy is making me nauseous.

 

[Cassie]

Stab him with a cheeto.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nothing stays the same but the moon and the stars.

 

[Tisiphone]

All we are is dust in the wind.

Dude.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I like the Gorilllaz song with that line.

Mee too! That whole CD, really.

 

[CaptainWacky]

^Did you just reply to a post that isn't in this thread?

 

[Tisiphone]

I believe he did.

BURN THE WITCH
BURN THE WITCH
WE WILL CLEANSE THE EARTH WITH FIRE

 

[Cassie]

The moon is a harsh mistress.