Christmas tv adverts 2019

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Not a Christmas advert.

 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
TAKE THAT MARK ZUCKERBERG!
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
How dare her husband give her something to improve her health, strength and well being?

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN GIVEN BY HER WICCAN LESBIAN COUSIN WHO IDENTIFIES AS AFRICAN-AMERICAN!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It's a pretty bad advert.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Well yeah. But the outrage has been a $5000 fine for a $5 crime.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I weep for the future of this planet.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Here's the heart-warming cheap advert that has warmed hearts.



I don't know, seems like child labour to me.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Using an 80s new wave ballad, it hits all the young Boomers and older Gen Xers right where they live.

Or as the kids say, GIVES THEM ALL THE FEELS.

 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
WHAT WOULD HEADVOID MAKE OF ALL THIS.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The BBC's Christmas ident is annoying farmers because it has vegans in it, or something?

 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
But vegans have more expendable income and thus are preferred target ad demos over dirty farmers or something.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I guess farmers want to keep veganism a secret.

M&S seem to have several different Christmas ads so I don't know which is the "main" one. This one has lots of downvotes.



Food one is really bad with the most annoying music ever.



M&S usually have good Christmas ads, can HEADVOID explain what went wrong this year?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
...
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
But he said he was gonna fucking kill his grandkid!
 

Love Child

One Love
OH NO!
I didn't know that was the version I was posting! That is terrible!
He bends down and says, "Hi, I am your grandpa"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Where is the correct one?
: (

Apparently a school teacher made the same mistake! (According to the comments)

Here is the real version

 
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