COME ON ANDY Thread - The Final Seasons?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
She beat Venus Williams in the first round (youngest girl in the tournament beating the oldest.)

Andy is out of the doubles but still has mixed doubles with Serena.

This Roger Federer guy is quite good.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Yes he is. Nadal is still my guy but clay is his best surface. I get concerned for him on grass. The other dudes are great on it.

CMON ANDY MIX IT UP WITH THAT SERENE BOOTY ON THE GRASS YEAH!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Imagine if they just started having sex right there on court.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
He would open his mouth wide and scream ME TOO! ME TOO! ME TOO! (no actually he respects women greatly and speaks out for them and has deep respect for Selena and she him) ME TOO!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
COME ON ROGER, BEAT THAT SNOTTY NADAL.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
HE IS NOT SNOTTY! TAKE THAT BACK! :wah!:
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I don't actually hate Nadal I just said that for fun. Sometimes I don't know why I say the things I do and don't think about the conseuences. It'll never happen again.

AT LEAST SERENA LOST, THE COW.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Probably should wait until he starts winning again before entering a major.
 
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Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Andy may have skipped the US Open, but brother Jamie has done well there.

 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Imagine how good he'd be with Waluigi as his partner though.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Is he retired or not? I've kind of lost track.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
All decisions are probably on hold now that Wimbledon was cancelled.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
That conveniently gives him another year of "maybe I'll be in Wimbledon this time lol!" hijinks!
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
ANDY WINS FIRST ROUND AT US OPEN WHICH NOBODY KNEW HAD STARTED

Andy Murray wins five-set marathon in return to US Open - ESPN

I watched a repeat of the first 3 sets before going to bed this morning and assumed he had lost since it was going so badly. OOPS!

Nadal, Federer, and a few other top players have opted to stay home.
 

The Question

Eternal
So did anybody ever cum on Andy? Don't leave me in suspense here.
 
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