controversial Christmas opinions

[CaptainWacky]

make up controvsersial opiinoins that are complete lies but don't tell anyone tehyr'e lies to cause outRAGE this chriatsmas

I hate the song "christmas wrapping" by The Weathergirls and anyone who likes it

 

[CaptainWacky]

I actually believe in Jesus and hate anyone who doesn't

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate pigs in blankets and no I can't do it I can't lie about that

 

[CaptainWacky]

Blur were better than Oasis

 

[CaptainWacky]

muppets christmas carol is no I can't i can't i can't IT'S SHIT FUCK MICHAEL CAINE no it's a lie don't get outraged NO IT'S TRUE I HATE IT I NEVER CRIED oNCE oh no oh no HAHAH

 

[Dr Dave]

CaptainWacky smells of horse.

 

[CaptainWacky]

is Die Hard an Easter moie

 

[CaptainWacky]

the mother in Home Alone should have been fucking arrested

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If you are a character in a story that is stupid but loveable it doesn't matter how loveable you are you're still stupid and I have no time for you GOODBYE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SANTA CLAUS HAS A GOD COMPLEX AND SHOULDN'T BE ENABLED BY TIME SHARING SUPERMAN'S FORTRESS OF SOLUITUDE IN THE NORTH POLE INSTEAD HE SHOULD RECEIVE TREATMENT UNTIL HE IS A NORMAL SELFISH HUMAN BEING AGAIN LIKE THE REST OF US GRIEVANCE!

 

[Dr Dave]

People should eat cats.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Christmas isn't as good as FLAG DAy.

 

[Loktar]

We only eat cows because they have louder, stinkier farts than we do. Cows be insane with the methane.

 

[Mirah]

I am really sad that people didn't show pictures of handsanitizer and gloves next to thier plate of cookies that they left for Santa.

 

[Cassie]

YOU SHOULD SAY MERRY EASTER INSTEAD OF CHRISTMAS.

 

[Loktar]

You should say Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Bilbo and Samwise. Or just Happy Hobbitween.

 

[whisky]

You are right to hate pigs in blankets, they use the wrist bits of bacon just all the fat, and wrap it around the cheapest sausage meat then charge you more than you would pay for a good pack of sausages and a good pack of bacon.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Taste good though.

 

[Dr Dave]

I like them from time to time.

DON't BE A HATEA Whisky!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are your pigs in blankets wrapped in bacon? Meat on meat? That's a bit excessive...

American pigs in blankets are wrapped in pastry dough...