"Darkness" keeping Bill and Ted 3 from happening

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.avclub.com/articles/bill-ted-3-is-being-overwhelmed-by-the-darkness-ke,102774/

I hope it's not Star Trek Into Darkness that's keeping it from happening.

 

[whisky]

That and who wants to see two men in their 50s acting like stoned teenagers?

 

[Cassie]

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND.

Maybe it's the Dark Knight keeping it from happening. I bet the Batman hates Bill and Ted.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That and who wants to see two men in their 50s acting like stoned teenagers?

Me?

 

[whisky]

Well then, party on and be excellent to each other.

 

[CaptainWacky]

(I imagine they'd play the characters different due to being older.)

((It'll probably never happen anyway.))

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE DREAM LIVES ON...

Bill & Ted 3 to be totally radical and feature multiple Bill and Teds | Film | theguardian.com

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was going to say "I saw it on AICN so it must be true" but the AICN story is just a link to the Guardian story.

He aged almost as well as Keanu but not quite.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Of course he might think it's happening, but what does Keanu think (other than "woah")?

 

[whisky]

He is probably wondering when he last made a film that was profitable and didnt have the word Matrix in the title.

 

[Cassie]

(I imagine they'd play the characters different due to being older.)

((It'll probably never happen anyway.))

I saw a commercial for the new Dumb and Dumber movie and they're not playing those awful characters differently, in fact they seem to be even worse

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Pity that Constantine wasn't better (God help the TV show; he won't be smoking) -- the last buzz I'd heard about Keanu was that he was going to play Spike in the live action Cowboy Bebop. But that chestnut has been around for years. Never happen.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wasn't A Scanner Darkly supposed to be good? I always meant to watch that. Then again it came out in 2006 and was probably a flop.

 

[Cassie]

I have it on DVD for some reason. It's weird, but I liked it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GOODBYE DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Bill & Ted Get Prostate Exams!

 

[Loktar]

Retyred Stallion!
Bill and Ted's Old Fogey Journey.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If Keanu Reeves is what an old fogey looks like then FOGEY ME UP. (He looks young.)

 

[Mentalist]

I'm genuinely excited for this. I don't get genuinely excited for much these days.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah Keanu is ageless he's the vampire we need now.

Alex Winter is a total dad tho. Maalox mustache and all.

 

[CaptainWacky]