Did I ever tell you about the time I was trapped…

God's Afro

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In a small town that was actually a secret base for aliens?

I was driving with my sister going to visit my uncle. We were almost out of gas and had to pull into a small town to get some. We got the gas butwhen we left we got lost, then came across a detour. Well the detour took us into the woods and we must have traveled for hours and was after dundown when we came into the small town of Pine Meadows It only had a population of 150 people in it, according to the sign.

We were both really tired, but we were curious to see a huge banned that said "WELCOME TOURISTS WE HOPE YOU ENJOY OUR STAY". My sister was really tired, and my eyes were trying to close themselves so we stopped.

It wasn't a dirty dusty old town like you see in those slasher flicks. It was a nice clean and very modern town. Just small. It was the kind of town that if you sneezed you'd be through it by the time you stopped sneezing. We saw a small hotel and pulled up to it.

When we got out, the entire town came out of hiding. They were cheering us and blocked our way into the hotel.

“Oh come on please. We’re really tired and need some sleep.” I pleaded.

“Well, then, you wouldn’t mind trying one of our healthy drinks?” Some man asked. HE was very well dressed and groomed. He was also roughly fourty years old.

‘who are you sir/’ I asked him.

“I’m the mayor of this town sir. And I’ll make you a deal, if you try our health food drink, we’ll give you a week free in our hotel. With all the freed food you can muster mister.”

“Why?”

“Because you are our one millionth visitor to our shiny little town boyo!” He said in an almost monotone voice that had not emotion in it at all.

“all right I’ll try it.”

He gave me a bottle of a clear liquid and I took a drink. It tasted pretty good, almost like a strawberry mixed with watermelon.

“How did it taste?”

“Not too bad.”

“All right. Your suite awaits you, good sir.” I didn’t notice it then, but his speech was a bit off. I just chalked it up to trying to be humorous to try to makes feel comfortable.

“Well, never turn down a free offer.” my sister said.

We checked in to the hotel and each of us got a separate room. I took a long bath and fell asleep in the tub. Outside they were celebrating our arrival. I fell asleep.

I woke up to a room filled with fruit baskets and flowers. They were really making a big production out of it. A band was playing outside. I looked outside and saw my sister dancing with somebody having some fun. I couldn’t begrudge her of that.

I took another shower and got dressed, had a couple of oranges then joined the crowd outside. The music was good and people cheered to me. Women, absolutely gorgeous women came out of the woodwork so to speak giving me a hug. I was not used to all of this attention. I’ve never been popular. So this was just a bit overwhelming.

But I must look at this realistically. It’s just a way to promote their town for the tourist dollars. But that doesn’t mean there’s absolutely no reason to not have fun here.

The she appeared. Jessica Alba. Only one of the hottest actresses there is on the face of this planet. The only thing I could say was wow. Just wow.

“Aren’t you Jessica Alba?” I asked here as she gave me a hug.

“No, I just look like her.”

She gave me a friendly kiss and we danced to the music. Then we ate breakfast together . The day was great and it’d barely started.

The day was filled with partying. I’d drunk so much it became a blur. I ended up the next morning with that woman who looked liked Jessica Alba in my bed. I didn’t remember the night at all.

Another day of partying passed by but that day I only drank juice. Anything in their general store I could have for free up to one hundred dollars a day while here. And of course beautiful women who looked like gorgeous actresses or porn stars were at my arms at all times.

Then I saw my sister with someone who looked a lot like me. I looked hard and tried to go over there but the women at my side grabbed my arms , lifted me and carried me into the courthouse. They guy who greeted me yesterday was sitting behind the desk.

“It’s regrettable that you saw what you saw. But there is an explanation for what you’ve seen.”

I was skeptical.

“And all these women around that just happen to look like famous actresses? What’s really going on here?”

“How would you like to be very, very rich?”

“Of course I’d like to be very rich. I just wouldn’t want the problems that come with it.”

“What problems?”

“Everybody doing everything they can to take it away from you by any means necessary.”

“We can protect you from that too.”

“What’s the deal?”

“We’ll give you anything you want for certain DNA samples from you.”

“What? What would you want with my DNA”

“We are a dying race and after decades of examining humans, your DNA is the only one that is compatible with our own.”

“You’re aliens? E.B.E.S.?”

“We were born on your planet billions of years ago. We spread to the stars for a time forgetting for a time that we came from here until we crash landed in New Mexico. We took some of your people to analyze them but found out DNA had evolved to a point until it started to break down. We don’t know the reason yet, but we do know that an infusion of compatible DNA will revitalize ours.”

“Oh, at the cost of mutating me into some sort of horrible slime encrusted monster.”

“Not all. We can get the sample from you in a most pleasurable manner for you at no harm to you. And we can give you anything you.”

I laughed at this.

“Here’s the proof.” He said. “Please bring in the Beta unit.”

Some women brought in the Beta unit. It was a man. It was the man. It was a perfect twin of me. I was taken aback. But that alone wasn’t enough to convince me they were truthful about being aliens. Then he twisted his head off and I could see the super advanced and complicated technology that was in his neck. He was an android. He turned his head and said “HEY THERE PAHDNUH! HOW’S IT HANGING!” Then put his head back on.

Okay, that was enough to convince me.

“Now that we have your attention. The other alternative is that we can and will force you to give us what we want. We still wouldn’t harm you, but we will take what we need to survive. We are facing our own extinction here. You might as well take advantage of our offer. We will give you anything and anyone you want. You can even commit any taboo you wanted, and any crime you wanted, and would get away with it We would protect you.”

“Okay. I want twenty five billion dollars.”

“Done.”

“In an ethical manner that doesn’t hurt anybody or step on toes.”

“Done but it’d take longer to accomplish.”

“I want to live at least a thousand years, or maybe more. Needless to say, I don’t want to die.”

“Done. You will die on your own terms, barring accidental death by injury.”

That’s all I could think of..

“Okay. But how do you want to take my DNA?”

“Weren’t you listening?”

The woman on my left stepped in front of me and gave me the most passionate kiss. It seemed like an eternity before we were finished.

“Oh. Okay. Whew.”

“Now here’s our terms. You can go anywhere you want in town but you cannot leave town. You can have any kind of computer you want, and you be on any site you want, but you cannot tell anybody of our existence. Once we are finished here, we will leave. But I promise you, we will keep our deal. While you are here the beta unit will take your place. He will be you and work to keep the deal we made to make you wealthy.”

And what a deal it was too. That night before I went to be there was a knock at the door. I said “Come in.” She came in with a computer and dress in a nightshirt and nothing else. She put the computer down and came over to me as I got undressed. When she lifted her shirt off, I could see her tight curvy body.
She embraced me and we collapsed to the bed. She rode me for the next three hours and I fell asleep after that.

I was kept in my hotel room the day my sister left with the beta unit. They kept me apart from her so she wouldn’t see me and him together. I was sad that they left.

So for a couple of years I was trapped in that small town giving them samples of my DNA each and every night through having sex with absolutely gorgeous women. I was a prisoner, but a very well treated prisoner, but the sex was great.. I had women of every race and they were all the most attractive women in the world. Or at least copies of them.

They let me go without making a big party of it. They gave me a fifty thousand dollar Porsche that could drive itself. And a permanent female companion to be with me for all my years. She could change her looks whenever I needed her too.

My sister of course never noticed I was gone, but I tell ya, being rich sure beats being poor.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Jesus.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Starguard didn't have parents. he was the result of a scientific experiment gone horribly wrong.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I must inhale a few more cubic feet of cannabis smoke now, lest I poke my eyes out.
 
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