Dirty Limericks

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
A young gentleman named McSweeney
He spilled some gin on his weenie
So, to appear couth,
he added vermouth,
and slipped his girl a martini.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
There was a young lad from Nantucket
Whose dick was so big he could suck it.
He said with a grin
Wiping spooge from his chin
If his nose was a cunt he would fuck it.
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
There once was a midget named Jack
Whose demeanor was totally whack.
He molested a kiddie
In a far distant city,
And taught the little shit to smoke crack.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
There once was a jew named Coyote
who was so fat it blocked his booty
when he had to pee
he just couldnt see
so when done his sneakers smelled fruity.
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
I thought you had me blocked? :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I'm just totally psychic, you little jewboy. :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
The sea captain's tender young bride
Fell into the bay at low tide,
You could tell by her squeals,
That some of the eels
Had discovered a dark place to hide.
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Coyote's a dirty jew dog
Whose fake wife smells like a hog
He nicknamed her Rover
When turning her over
He can't see her cunt from the smog.
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
Yup. Pwned. Dance for me, little kike.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
You're the only little jew dancing in this thread, kike.

Still dating your moher, from what I hear :bigass: Guess the batteries wore out on your "wife" LOL.

"smog alert"
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
:bigass:
 
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