Do You Enjoy Oral Sex?

[jack]

If so, describe the best head you ever had, or gave.

 

[Sarek]

Dude, you're 53.

You're at the point in life where type of sex isn't an issue. You can't afford to be picky. You should be enjoying whatever you get!

 

[bad dog]

I had a gal tie we to a wood stove , smash her pussy on my face while she sucked my cock like she was never going to stop. Even when I was done blasting my load she kept torking the hell out of it with her mouth.

God damn I miss my best friends wife.

No joke.

 

[jack]

Which answer did I like better?

 

[bad dog]

LOL.

 

[Sarek]

Which answer did I like better?

Not the one where bad dog confessed to doing your wife?

 

[bad dog]

I have been with my woman for 7 years and she is still married. I like it that way, Im off the hook.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Jack lkes it when the load hits the back of his throat just when he's inhaling so he makes the gaghy choking sound.

... at least, that's what Sarek says.

 

[jack]

That's really disgusting, even for a peckersnot joke.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I went down on this one chick and she swears she came so hard, she actually left her body!

 

[Sarek]

Jack lkes it when the load hits the back of his throat just when he's inhaling so he makes the gaghy choking sound.

... at least, that's what Sarek says.

Someday you will say something that is both accurate and right.

Today is not your day.

 

[Hot Carl]

The first time I deficated while my wife was giving me oral sex. It was Heaven. Also farting during oral is very enjoyable. I enjoy it when she "queefs" in my mouth.

 

[Friday]

The first time I deficated while my wife was giving me oral sex. It was Heaven. Also farting during oral is very enjoyable. I enjoy it when she "queefs" in my mouth.

Have you seen the "Two Girls and One Cup" video?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Peanut butter on wang + Dog = Good times.

 

[Lord Foil1212]

2girls1cup has been a hot topic as of late everywhere.

 

[Dershocka]

Yeah I know. Like that kind of thing ain't been around for years on the net.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Someday you will say something that is both accurate and right.

Today is not your day.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get the action reversed?

Jack, Sarek, Sarek, Jack -- it's hard to keep you cocksuckers straight.

 

[Sarek]

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get the action reversed?

Jack, Sarek, Sarek, Jack -- it's hard to keep you cocksuckers straight.

I'll say this much for you, when it comes to being wrong, you're on one hell of a roll.

 

[jack]

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get the action reversed?

Jack, Sarek, Sarek, Jack -- it's hard to keep you cocksuckers straight.

Then you pricks would be jobless, so shut the fuck up.

 

[jack]

Have you seen the "Two Girls and One Cup" video?

I have actually. Hero keeps linking to it for some reason.

Just goes to show you what women will do when you give them enough heroin.