Do you think Bill Gates ever feels...*dirty*???

[Volpone]

Seriously. Fire up Google. Fire up Bing. Set both to "images." Then type in "Wear a bikini" and see what you get for results.

Just don't do this on your work computer.

Unless you work at "Hustler."

Is "Hustler" even a thing anymore? Can you still mail in Polaroids of your nekkid girlfriend and win a year's subscription?

 

[Mirah]

What is your actual question?

 

[Volpone]

Someone at Google evidently made the decision to steer searchers away from porn and naughtiness. Over the years Google has become the dominant search engine. So someone at Microsoft, I'll wager, made the actual decision to have their browser suggest porn and naughtiness.

My question is, do you think that ever makes Bill Gates feel dirty?

Or, for that matter for allegedly ripping off Apple's OS. Or swimming around in a huge vault full of money, while naked from the waist down, like Scrooge McDuck.

 

[Mirah]

When someone has as much $ as he does I don't care how he feels. He probably wipes his ass with a $10 bill, how does that feel?
(He doesn't and he is probably really nice- just look at his foundations)

The question is not " does he feel dirty"
The question is
Do you?