DREAM THREAD Part Pi.Pi!

[Mirah]

Exciting dream news! The morning I got fired from my pointless office temp dream job. For some reason it's around 3 in the afternoon. I think I'd barely showed up for work by then and was walking around the office (not working at my desk, just wandering around) in sweats and a bathrobe. I almost bumped into my boss so I tried to sneak back to my desk and change into clothes but I got caught. At first I tried some excuse but he wasn't having it so I said something like that he should just fire me if he wanted to because I didn't want or need the job anyway, so he did, telling me to go up to the 24th floor for out-processing. I was a little bummed anyway and sat down at my desk for a bit but word travels fast in dream office and pretty soon everyone in the office filed past, cheering and congratulating me and basically telling me they liked me better than the boss.

That sounds kind of funny actually.

I should probably be having a similar dream because I may be getting a visit from my boss soon.

 

[Volpone]

Lots of little boring ones, but one involving "my" dog. In the dream it was my dog and it had my dog's name, but it looked nothing like my actual dog. My actual dog is good off leash and I'll let her walk off leash in places I'd never let any other dog do it. Anyway, in the dream I'm wearing, like, jogging shorts and a karate gi. Just threw on some clothes to walk out to the mailbox. But the dog comes with. And next thing I know, we go out for a jog. And the jog is basically between my grandma and one of my aunt's houses (on my Mom's side). Along the way other dogs and other people show up and the dogs are having such a good time we all decide to go for a run. Eventually we stop at a fast food restaurant and at first things are going well but pretty soon one of the dogs gets up on another customer's table and people start leaving so we realize we should get out. But I can't find my dog. While I'm looking I realize our dogs completely trashed the restaurant and the manager is not very happy. We'll have to cover the damages. By now everyone else has left so I head out onto the street and everyone else is combing the neighborhood for various missing dogs.. (I'll also mention the location the dream starts out in is in the middle of nowhere and it ends in a fairly busy urban setting.)

 

[Volpone]

Oh, and there were lots of stupid little dreams that I don't remember, but one bit I do remember: I dreamed the alarm had gone off and it was time to get up. But my cat likes to come in during the night and lay on my ankles. And he does NOT like the alarm clock. As I was trying to wake up I realized he was still laying on my feet so the alarm could not have gone off.

 

[Volpone]

Last night was the school dream (with military aspects). Only remember the last bit. I was working on a computer and I wasn't thinking and pulled up porn or something so the admins locked down my computer. The keyboard and monitor were also replaced with something that looked like a cross between an early Mac and some kind of military gear. And I couldn't log onto it because the user interface was so clunky I couldn't key in my strong password (there was, like, a switch on the back/side that you had to move to toggle between case, numbers, and special characters). Then I was late for some class. All set to bite the bullet and walk in when I realized there was a second group that hadn't started yet. I didn't know which one I was supposed to be in so I just went into that one. But I didn't have any course materials so at least I went over and grabbed some printer paper to take notes, hoping I had a pen or pencil. By now I've badly disrupted the class and pissed off the instructor so I'm trying to sit quietly but another student asks/explains to me that this class is about financing and is only for people who've bought a new Honda. At this point she tells the instructor I'm not supposed to be there and since the class is already stopped (again) I get up to leave instead of quietly suffering through the class. On the way out I ask if maybe everyone should take the class wo we can teach our subordinates when they decide they want to finance a Honda but this amuses everyone and my nemesis from the class tells me I'm stupid and I agree with him.