Interestingly trippy dreams tonight. Maybe not interesting content, but the execution was interesting.
First up, during the night I dreamed that I was hanging out with 2 of my oldest friends. We were at some kind of festival/event/convention celebrating some '70s band. I forget the band. Similar to The Eagles but more 2nd or 3rd tier. For some reason, even though they are actually way too young--and neither is any kind of musician--they were in the band. So we're all sitting at a table outside the event, having cocktails and talking about the band. Then it's time for the main event (it's been, like documentary/concert films and panel discussions and stuff before that)--a live performance by the band. But at this point their stage show is, like, GWAR/KISS glam showmanship. The...drummer?...is a hot chick in kind of a Marvel Hel headdress and she hits a cymbal/gong every time one of the band members comes out on stage and is introduced. That dream ended just about the time they were getting ready to do their first number.
Then in the morning I had a dream that I was sleeping but woke up because I realized there were a couple pop-up videos that had launched on my computer. I was able to somehow kill one without even opening the screen (don't ask how I knew they were running--the fan? Blinking lights?) but once I unlocked the screen I couldn't get the other one to close. I'm trying not to "wake up" but I also want to stop a malware infection. But at this point I'm sleeping in a lecture hall/auditorium. And it is filling up for a lecture that is happening. This is a bit...awkward, as I'm wearing nothing but a twin-sized sheet. Then I realize I'm dreaming so I interrupt the lecturer to point out that I'm actually asleep and dreaming all of them so if they'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to my room so I can continue to sleep in more peace and quiet. But I still make at least some effort to wrap my sheet around me.
So I get to my bedroom--only to find out it is a dorm room. And it is an overcrowded dorm room. There's already at least 2 guys in there. And only 3 beds--like a bunk bed and then a mattress on the floor--on top of a second mattress. I'm just like "*sigh* which one's my bed?" and they point me to the stacked mattresses. They explain that university(?) policy is that any military veterans that meet certain criteria get 2 mattresses. I do indeed meet the criteria so I happily take my bed. But by now another crowd is starting to gather. The walls have pushed out so it is now more of a cafeteria/classroom. Since I'm dreaming, and it is my dream, I announce that all the women should take their clothes off (I also may have been pretty smug about the mattress perk). No one can gainsay this logic and all the girls go around the corner to strip down. This, of course, takes forever and none of them ever does strip down. Eventually they send me a girl who has some kind of card game or something to read me as I lie there under my sheet. This goes on for a few minutes until I realize she's fully dressed. I point this out and she stammers out some excuse. So I start feeling her up but at that point she has to go. They're supposed to send me the next girl but then I wake up.