Duals disgust me.

[Dual]

I think that we should all know who we are. Wtf is with duals? Does anybody even like them?

 

[Cacophony]

I see what you did there.

 

[MORBO]

MORBO NEVER MET A DUAL MORBO DIDN'T LIKE.

 

[Dual]

No.

 

[Cacophony]

I love your location, by the way

 

[I Love Cunt]

So

 

[Dual]

All dual accounts should be deleted. I believe that this will usher in a new golden age of trolldom, and the kingdom's borders shall grow from the lands of the rising sun to the lands of the setting sun, from the cold wastes of the north to the barren tundra of the south!

 

[Sarek]

Or they can just eat cake.

 

[MORBO]

MORBO APPRECIATES DUAL'S COMPLETE THOUGHT AND MANIFESTO.

 

[Cacophony]

Mmm, delicious cake...

 

[Dual]

The era of the duals is over; now is the age of non-duals!

 

[Sarek]

Yeah..... I just don't see that happening....

 

[Dual]

We must cleanse the kingdom of the duals... we'll erect camps in the distant wastes and ship them away to do hard labour for the rest of their lives. We can send the Spics, Gypsies, and Chinks too.

 

[Sarek]

Yeah..... I just don't see that happening....

 

[Dual]

Well why the fuck not?!?

 

[MORBO]

HEH. DUAL SAID "ERECT."

 

[Shitty Dual]

Heh. Dual said "hard".

 

[Shitty Dual]

Or they can just eat cake.

Mmm, delicious cake...

CAKE OR DEATH?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I choose cake.

 

[Shitty Dual]

DAMN!