Gems from Twitter

[Cassie]

Have you ever been in an Ollie's? The one near here has so much shit crammed into a tiny store. They have giant shopping carts that barely fit down the aisles and you end up being trapped in a single file snake and SOMETIMES someone tries to go against the stream.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So it's like LIDL?

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's particularly apt since Skinner continues in his job without being terminated no matter how horrible he is at it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

(You need to click it and look at all the images; I wish embedded tweets made that clearer.)

 

[Cassie]

Penguin brothers forever!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They love UK OK Joe!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's true. It couldn't happen today if they were Skyping.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Twitter has become a troll support group!

 

[Cassie]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm sure the pants are the secret to his success.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That was nice...and a little strange. Now people will wonder if he's dying or something.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They were probably testing him for fidelity.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Sometimes a flute isn't just a flute." - Sigmund Freud