Gems from Twitter

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Mirah]

I laughed
and then I cried

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

That makes me cringe.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope they get married.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That must get tiring.

 

[Cassie]

We need a "groan" reaction.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

Cheesing? Is this really a thing?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I would think throwing anything at your baby would be considered a bad idea by default.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Will he watch me in the toilet.

 

[Cassie]

Only from 10 feet away.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He probably has a tiered-pricing plan in terms of how stalkerish you want him to be.

 

[CaptainWacky]