Happy birthday Sir Patrick Stewart (79) and Harrison Ford (77)!

[CaptainWacky]

YOU ARE BOTH MEN.

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Birthday Patrick Stewart!

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Birthday Harrison Ford!

 

[Cassie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HERES A PREVIEW OF THE NEW SHOW!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Too bad we'll never get the Star Trek/Star Wars crossover where they all have sex instead of fighting.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And it turns out that Tribbles were descended from Ewoks.

(It would make more sense the other way around, but ST is in the future, and SW took place "a long time ago")

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was just thinking about that shitty message board where people genuinely debated who would win in a fight between Star Wars and Star Trek ships, using actual tech stats to "prove" who was "right" and how it kept making me think "IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL."

 

[whisky]

They always made star destroyer weapons too overpowered anyway, they wouldn't need a death star if a star destroyers guns made a nuke look like a cap gun.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Q could snap his fingers and maket he Death Star disappear, STaR trEK wINs1!