Hello I'm Going To Watch All of Star Wars

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Are there literally nine Star Wars movies in development rn

when are they going to be releasing all of those
are they moving to a biyearly schedule?????

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure they will be doing two a year possibly from 2020 and probably ultimately want to do three a year like Marvel.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would rather watch 2-3 sequels to Call Me By Your Name each year, but that's just me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just wait for the Call Me By Your Name Cinematic Universe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And there's one more Forces of Destiny episode which I guess they kept back because it's about Qi'ra.



1) That's not Emilia Clarke's voice.
2) Hondo is always fun though.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Maybe by the third call me by your name trilogy they'll finally get around to showing gay sex

 

[The Tomtrek]

And there's one more Forces of Destiny episode which I guess they kept back because it's about Qi'ra.



1) That's not Emilia Clarke's voice.
2) Hondo is always fun though.

This video was on my YouTube's recommended list all day and I kept ignoring it because that Qi'Ra looks so like the Forces of Destiny Jyn that I thought it was just an old episode.

(that's a point against both the blandness of the Forces of Destiny art style and the fact that all these films keep hiring similar looking women)

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Thank god

 

[The Tomtrek]

THEY'RE ANIMATING THE SIEGE OF MANDALORE

CLONE WARS IS FUCKING GETTING AN ENDING

THIS IS IT

FUCK


FUCK


FUUUCCKKKKKKK

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-episode-ix-cast-announced

Richard E. Grant cast as THE REAL SNOKE.

I sure hope the previously unseen Carrie Fisher footage doesn't look really awkward!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Kind of bummed it's footage from TFA and not TLJ as her costumes in the latter were so much better.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And her acting was better in that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LIVE ACTION SABINE SERIES.

 

[The Tomtrek]

THIS IS NOT SABINE BUT STILL LOOKS PRETTY DOPE.

https://www.starwars.com/news/the-mandalorian-revealed

Dave Filoni (Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars Rebels) directing the first episode. Additional episodic directors include Deborah Chow (Jessica Jones), Rick Famuyiwa (Dope), Bryce Dallas Howard (Solemates), and Taika Waititi (Thor: Ragnarok).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Taika Waititi is from New Zealand. Temuera Morrison is from New Zealand. COINCIDENCE?

(Yes, probably.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://www.starwars.com/news/cassian-andor-live-action-series-announced

On the one hand, didn't we learn from Solo that doing a million Star Wars things at once was a bad idea? On the other hand, he was very good in the movie and I certainly would like to see his character again (and think of the cameo possibilities! Maybe Jyn's in it and they just never meet or they're both wearing disguises or something!)

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Yeah seriously wasn't it like a week ago when they cancelled half their bullshit Star Wars spinoffs.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

alternatively: where "tf" is the Aventures of Holdo

 

[CaptainWacky]

So is this just recreations of scenes from the movies but "for kids"? Aren't the movies already for kids?

 

[whisky]

It was either this or sock puppets