Hello People Of Troll Korner!

[Baby Alice]

I am upset because my Daddy is not nice to me.

 

[Baby Alice]

he spends all of his time on the internet instead of looking after me.

 

[Sarek]

Well, perhaps he wanted an abortion and mommy didn't.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

Suck it, gnome.™

 

[Baby Alice]

Suck it, gnome.™

Daddy!

I thought I would find you here. I need changing - can you change my diaper?

 

[Baby Alice]

Daddy, why are you calling me a 'gnome' ?

what is a gnome?

 

[Tyrant]

You bastard. Your own daughter!?

How dare you.

 

[Cacophony]

I don't know if I should laugh or be a little bit freaked out.

Laugh

 

[Lilac]

Can't we find some original schticks for our duals, people?

 

[Gianni Gebbia]

meh

 

[Malarky]

It's sad when the duals think a dual's schtick is bad.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Poor baby Alice

 

[The Dork Lord]

Baby Alice, please tell us what sort of father MR. "Dirty" Danny Hellman is?

 

[Baby Alice]

Baby Alice, please tell us what sort of father MR. "Dirty" Danny Hellman is?

He is a terrible father. He neglects me, steals my shoes, and he spends all day, every day surfing internet messageboards.

When I cry, he threatens to sue me for libel, if I don't shut up....

 

[Lilac]

:roll: You can't sue for libel if it's spoken.

 

[Gonad]

Knock it off, Lilac, can't you see she's just a kid and has yet to obtain your level of education?

 

[The Dork Lord]

He is a terrible father. He neglects me, steals my shoes, and he spends all day, every day surfing internet messageboards.

When I cry, he threatens to sue me for libel, if I don't shut up....

TEH HORROR!

Perhaps you have aunts or uncles you could live with? I can only imagine they'd provide better care for you...

 

[ctmelvital]

This sounds like a terribly sad story.

 

[Lilac]

Yeah... a real sob story.

 

[jack]

TEH HORROR!

Perhaps you have aunts or uncles you could live with? I can only imagine they'd provide better care for you...

I think most of the family is incarcerated or in mental institutuions.