HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT MY THING...
- Thread starter Volpone
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Don't give up so easily. You just need to find a gay guy with a poop fetish that would love to lick your asshole clean. Think of all the money you would save on toilet paper.
The Question
Eternal
I'm ambivalent about it. Not my circus, not my monkeys. Or... I would be, if that was still considered "good enough"; it isn't. Now we're all somehow obligated to be cheerleaders for it. I won't be compelled to cheerlead some shit I don't give a fuck about, and the imposition offends me. How about: I don't smack your face to the wrong side of your head and you don't whine that I have to pretend to like watching you slobbering all over each other in public.
Remember the idea that "what goes on behind closed doors is none of your business?"
I'm agreeable, as long as you keep that shit behind those closed doors.
And that goes for "representation" as well. How do you know which characters throughout the history of fiction were straight and which ones were homos? You don't -- because outside of porn and slashfic, nobody fucking knew. Who any given character was fucking was never relevant to any story that character appeared in, for the most part.
But now we're supposed to put up with unprofessional public displays of affection where they're completely, jarringly out of place, just so that a checkbox on a list can be ticked.
Sometimes it's done well. Sometimes it's no better than product placement for ass-spelunking. That latter shit needs to stop. It's not just lazy writing, it's offensively lazy. Amateurish. We the audience deserve better than to be sermonized at with that shit.
Remember the idea that "what goes on behind closed doors is none of your business?"
I'm agreeable, as long as you keep that shit behind those closed doors.
And that goes for "representation" as well. How do you know which characters throughout the history of fiction were straight and which ones were homos? You don't -- because outside of porn and slashfic, nobody fucking knew. Who any given character was fucking was never relevant to any story that character appeared in, for the most part.
But now we're supposed to put up with unprofessional public displays of affection where they're completely, jarringly out of place, just so that a checkbox on a list can be ticked.
Sometimes it's done well. Sometimes it's no better than product placement for ass-spelunking. That latter shit needs to stop. It's not just lazy writing, it's offensively lazy. Amateurish. We the audience deserve better than to be sermonized at with that shit.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
I had a reply to this but it was too fucked up for me to even finish typing. lol
Chuckles51
Member
Well if your partner is similar in build, you have doubled your wardrobe!!
Doubt you'd say that if it was Blackfoot licking and sucking your dick.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Schroedinger's Glory Hole.
Kefka
Member
No one likes homosex. This is disgusting theatre inended to distract you while Israel laaughs its way to the bank.
Your dad seemed to like it when I rotor rooted his butthole with my dick. He called my dick Fusilli Jerry.
Chuckles51
Member
It was a million to one shot doc, a million to one!!!
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
Starship Coyote
Original Gangster!
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Sam Kinison always reminded of my friend Kathy.
Chuckles51
Member
He was great on Married with Children!!
He was only on like one episode.