HOW TO WRITE GOODER....

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
...the first in a series (maybe): Pare away excess words. "Dead hooker cemetery" is redundant. No one buries live hookers. Anyways, "crawlspace" is much more concise.
 

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Eternal
Also:

-"of" is not what the verbal contraction "-ve" is short for. If you tell me you "should of" locked your door at night, I'll conclude that I "should have" your brains for breakfast. (Hint: Of isn't spelled like 'ove'. Read, then you won't write like an illiterate cupcakeer. 'Illiterate cupcakeer' is an example of redundancy, for you more advanced students.)

-... actually, pretty much all the grammatical sins of this (and the previous) generation could be solved by you degenerating apes picking up books written prior to the downward spiral into functional illiteracy -- let's say, previous to 1995 -- and reading them. Also, Strunck & White's "Manual Of Style."
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
as a drummer...when I hear "onomatopia" it just sets off rhythms in my head.
 

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Eternal
Makes me think I'm being threatened with a bizarre form of assault involving urination.
 
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