True Story:
The other day I was working in the office and one of my office mates walks by the door and says, "There is a parrot outside!" Except I thought he said "Pirate" So I said, "Pirate?"
And he said, "No a parrot!"
And i said, well I can't recall what I said as I got up out of my seat but it was probably something like, "Where?" And then he might have said, "On that lady's shoulder''
And then I think I said, "WHAT?!" OMG "WHAT?"
And sure enough as I walked outside there was a lady boarding the boat with a parrot on her shoulder-WHICH SHOULD BE PERFECTLY NORMAL! But it kind of isn't so I alerted the 2nd Captain who was near by. And he couldnt' see what I was talking about at first and i just pointed to the lady's shoulder with the parrot on it.
Maybe I should have been the one to go up to her and say somethng. I WASN'T SURE WHAT TO DO! I thought he would kick her off.
But then the boat sailed!
And it was a chaotic morning.
I think I should end the story here because the rest isn't that interesting....or is it?