So my attempts to transform Wilson and his accounts into the monolithic SHRIMPTEASE have been thwarted. But, it's good to know that the citizens took it to heart, and now and forever more, Chuck Wilston will be known as SHRIMPTEASE.
Or some variation of.
LONG LIVE SHRIMPSLEAZE!
Kudos to those that keep this pointless, yet entertaining feud alive. Of all the beaten dead horses, this one has been beaten the best.
One day, perhaps we'll all meet at a Cajun Cafe. We'll have chuckles, and share some cocktails of the shrimp, and booze kind. Then, we'll all run out while Charles Shrimpsqueeze is in the bathroom, leaving him the bill.
Then, we'll close the circle, the sun collapses, and we'll talk about it, on a message board, forever.